A Ten Minute Vacation-- From Our Problems [Over a dozen shocking/funny links]

This might well be the final hump day of a very rough moment in political history. I don't care how important you are [goes double for the big shot lurkers around here]: take a 10 minute vacation from your problems, doctor's orders [kind of], and drift off in shock and/or laughter for a bit. [more....]

Here's a little something I came up with during the debates last year.

Got A Plan Man
(to the tune of Rubberband Man by the Spinners)

Hand me down my walkin’ cane
Hand me down my hat
Hurry now and don’t be late
'Cause we ain’t got time to chat

You and me we’re goin’ out
To catch the latest plans
Guaranteed to blow your mind
So high you won’t come down

Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Got a Plan Man
You never heard a plan
Like the Got a Plan Man
You’re bound to lose control
When the Plan Man starts to plan

Oh, Lord, this dude is outta sight
Everything he plans
seems to come out right

Once I went to hear them plan
At a club in DC town
I was so surprised, I was hypnotized
By the plan this cat’s puttin’ down

When I saw this tall thin guy
Stretch a plan between his toes
Hey, I laughed so hard ‘cause the man got down
When he finally reached his goal

Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Got a Plan Man
You never heard a plan
Like the Got a Plan Man
You’re bound to lose control
When the Plan Man starts to plan

Got that plan
Up on his toes
And then he wriggled it up
All around his nose

(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Guaranteed to blow your mind
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Doin' all that plannin', yet keepin’ time
(Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Where in the world did he learn that, oh, Lord
(Doo doo doo doo doo)
Lord, help him get away

Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Got a Plan Man
You never heard a plan
Like the Got a Plan Man
You’re bound to lose control
When the Plan Man starts to plan

Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo
Got a Plan Man, Got a Plan Man
How much of this plan do he think we can stand
So much plannin', grace and debonair from one man, Lord
And then he had nerve to wiggle his left toe
To his knee, got the planin’ in his head, y’all
Ah, come on, baby

Hey, y’all prepare yourself
For the Got a Plan Man
You never heard a plan
Like the Got a Plan Man
You’re bound to lose control
When the Plan Man starts to plan

Got a Plan Man starts to plan
Movin’ up and down across the land
Got people all in his ways
Everything about him seems out of place

Just a planin’, just a planin’, just a plan-plan-planin’
Just a plan, Got a Plan Man
Just a planin’, just a planin’, just a plan-plan-planin’
Just a plan, Got a Plan Man

Get down
Oh, get down Teresa
Uh-huh

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