Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
Well.. Stuned and Beeber both come from the same thread.
Stuned was a typo of stunned, and beeber was a typo of beeper.
They have both taken on a life of their own, much as anything that enters into FR lore does.
There is seemingly an entire life and method to it all.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. she jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BI**H!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
: ) <<< me
I'll try to find the "stuned the beeber" thing for you. It's a riot. Not only the original post but the replies as well.
The cat from God......LOL!! I love it! Thanks, CelticLass.
Flying thumbs of fury: Steven Diebold, Kris Ong and Brianna Diebold go for their fourth-degree black belts in Nintendo at the Show-Me Showdown Taekwondo Regional in Columbia, Mo.
Thank you Kathy in Alaska, Just shareing, I does the best little I can. : ) <<< me
OK, here is the "stuned beeber" thread:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1162751/posts
Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work." The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house. : ) <<< me
What a beautiful animal. He looks very well taken care of.
Medal of Honor recipient Gary Littrell, right, tells soldiers from Delta Battery, 319th Airborne Field Artillery Regiment, 173rd, about the old 173rd patch he wore when he was an enlisted soldier. Delta Battery soldiers presented Littrell and the three other recipients with the rounds from the Howitzer that they shot as a token of their appreciation for visiting the remote base. U.S. Army photo by Sgt. Tara Teel
The Medal of Honor recipients receive a brief artillery lesson before they shoot the Howitzer with Delta Battery, 319th Airborne Field Artillery Regiment, 173rd, during their visit to two bases in Afghanistan. U.S. Army photo by Sgt. Tara Teel
Medal of Honor Recipients Visit Troops in Afghanistan
Former soldiers of war, today’s soldiers swap stories.
By U.S. Army Sgt. Tara Teel
Combined Joint Task Force 76
FORWARD OPERATING BASE ORGUN-E, Afghanistan, April 7, 2005 — Soldiers pulled up chairs and piled almost on top of each other around tables in the small dining facility to hear the various, animated war stories the visitors had to tell.
Four Medal of Honor recipients from different services visited troops here and at another Coalition forces base in the Paktika province April 5 and 6.
Retired U.S. Air Force Lt. Col. Leo Thorsness, retired U.S. Army Command Sgt. Maj. Gary Littrell, retired U.S. Army Col. Jack Jacobs and retired U.S. Navy SEAL Lt. Thomas Norris, all fought in the Vietnam War where they received the highest award for valor given in the armed services - the Medal of Honor.
“The best part about the visit was seeing the expressions on the soldiers’ faces when we visited and knowing that they were really glad that someone cared enough to come see them,” said Littrell.
“It is an honor to have these men here with us,” said 1st Sgt. Mario Cocktrell, Alpha Company, 1st Battalion 508th Infantry (Airborne). “It is very educating for the younger soldiers here to be in the presence of such accomplished gentlemen. Most VIPs wouldn’t visit a place like Orgun-E because it is so remote.”
The visitors met with the leaders of Forward Operating Base Orgun-E for a briefing on the area, a summary of what they do, and what they hope to accomplish during their year-long deployment to Afghanistan.
“This country’s in good shape and we have sharp, brave, intelligent troops who are trained to do military things here, building a country and a country’s government,” said Thorsness.
They say truth is stranger than fiction....
If any of you are planning to attend the Anarchists' May Day festivities in NYC you have these fun workshops to look forward to:
History of Anarchist May Day
Architecture and Anarchy
Bicycle Maintenance
Bridging the Generational Divide
Challenging Patriarchy
Computer Security Workshop
Direct Action
Discussion of the Beehive Collective's Plan Pueblo Poster
Do It Yourself Music
Free School Education
Health/Nutrition/Exercise
Mountain Top Removal
Punk and activism
Radical Mental Health
Radical Sex and Make Your Own Sex Toys
Radical social change in Argentina
Security Culture
Silk-screening
Stencil Making
Supporting Political Prisoners
Welding
(Totally unedited, I swear! - F.McD.)
BAGHDAD VIS— Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld answers questions from Task Force Baghdad soldiers at the Rock of the Marne Sports Oasis dining facility, Baghdad, Iraq, April 12, 2005. During his breakfast visit, Rumsfeld administered the oath of reenlistment to 100 Task Force Baghdad soldiers, presented awards and mingled with soldiers. U.S. Army photo by Staff Sgt. Ken Walker
Haha, This would be bad...
Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my wife!"
Two days later. George to John: "Well, I dated her too and we had sex as well, but I still think your wife is better in bed! : ) <<< me
ATLANTIC CITY, New Jersey ( April 8, 2005)--A member of Coast Guard Aids to Navigation Team Cape May, NJ, hooks a wayward Icehole buoy to the hovering Dolphin helicopter from Coast Guard Airstation Atlantic City for transport. This 920 lb buoy is designed to pop out of the ice. USCG photo by PA1 Kimberly Smith
Hey...that sounds mighty interesting...MUD
Feel free. It does do the trick on occasion.
They have a workshop for this?! Hahahaha : ) <<< me
How can you tell when a woman is about to say something intelligent?
She starts the sentence by saying,"a man once told me".
Welcome to the Canteen, Hildy, and thanks for the joke.
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