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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
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Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
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To: E.G.C.
Morning to you E.G.C.
More rain today here. How about you?
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posted on
04/12/2005 4:59:20 AM PDT
by
cedarswingman
(One man with courage makes a majority)
To: Fawnn
Top of the Morning Fawnn. That is funny.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:01:27 AM PDT
by
cedarswingman
(One man with courage makes a majority)
To: CelticLass
Hi CelticLass!
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:02:15 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: EHC Southern Pride
You should be ashamed of yourself...telling us about today being your Friday and off to the beach you'll be goin. LOL How do you expect to have fun without all the canteeners being with you? hahahaha
Did you know the blonde jokes are my favorites? I've 3 blonde sisters and I love to share the jokes with them (and they collect and save them).
Hugs!
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:02:54 AM PDT
by
CelticLass
(WelshLass is now CelticLass)
To: cedarswingman
Hi Cedar
How are you? I haven't see you in a while. I hope all is wonderful! :) Did you get that yard work done?
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:03:34 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: cedarswingman
A man walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He replied, "I got shingles."
She said, "Fill out this form and supply your name, address, medical insurance number. When you're done, please take a seat."
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, and complete medical history, then said, "Change into this gown and wait in the examining room."
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "I got shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles."
The doctor gave him a full-cavity examination, and then said, "I just checked you out thoroughly, and I can't find shingles anywhere. " The man replied, "They're outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:03:55 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hot DOG!........)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Tis true, and best if you can tell the joke before laughing over it (something I find myself doing at times). LOL Hugs!
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:04:05 AM PDT
by
CelticLass
(WelshLass is now CelticLass)
To: tomkow6
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:04:44 AM PDT
by
cedarswingman
(One man with courage makes a majority)
To: GodBlessUSA
Hello my friend! Tis grand to see "GodBlessUSA" anytime. LOL
Hugs!
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:05:26 AM PDT
by
CelticLass
(WelshLass is now CelticLass)
To: CelticLass; bentfeather
How did the blond explain how her helicopter crashed?
She said it was getting cold, so she turned off the ceiling fan.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:05:55 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hot DOG!........)
To: GodBlessUSA
Thank you. How are you today.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:06:04 AM PDT
by
cedarswingman
(One man with courage makes a majority)
To: beachn4fun
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:06:21 AM PDT
by
CelticLass
(WelshLass is now CelticLass)
To: Diva Betsy Ross
Hello Diva
Funny thread! Thanks for Elvis! He does that song beautifully.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:06:21 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: CelticLass; bentfeather
Why did the blond quit her job as a restroom attendant?
She couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:07:09 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hot DOG!........)
To: tomkow6
Hey Tom, I'm still laughing about the birthday guy "sitting on the couch naked."
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:07:09 AM PDT
by
cedarswingman
(One man with courage makes a majority)
To: tomkow6
Ha! I have to do that joke to my hubby. :)
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:07:45 AM PDT
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: CelticLass; bentfeather
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.
One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers.
Which one is married?
The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:08:27 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hot DOG!........)
To: E.G.C.
More Rain
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:08:35 AM PDT
by
cedarswingman
(One man with courage makes a majority)
To: CelticLass; bentfeather
What's the advantage of being married to a blond?
You can park in handicapped zones.
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:09:12 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hot DOG!........)
To: tomkow6
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posted on
04/12/2005 5:09:22 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hot DOG!........)
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