[Pharmboy]

Sheesh. Pretty bad--but, I bet she won't do time.

[Squawk 8888]

What's the over/under on how long before her lawyer says she was abused by her hubby?

[maestro]

...Ali later told officials that she made up the story to hurt Dirie, who she said married her to become a U.S. citizen, the FBI said.....

Uh,....She and He,.....and 'Others'.....are on a 'Phishing Trip'....

....are they 'trolling' for 'moles'.....

/James 'Jesus' Angleton and J. 'Edgar' Hoover....

/the 'leaky' boat?

[InvisibleChurch]

At Heathrow Airport an individual, later discovered to be a
public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight. He
was in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical
calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra
movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

[The Real Eddie01]

In a rare moment of unserious behavior (rare due to my overwhelming workload, school and family obligations), I read the this headline and L'dMAO.

Thanks for the post. My day will be better now.