Singing Lawyers Poke Fun at Their Profession

Singing Lawyers Website ^ | 1/1/2005 | Bar and Grill Singers

[SusanD]

The Bar Grill Singers, all of whom are practicing attorneys in Austin, Texas, have entertained lawyers and non-lawyers since their 1991 debut in a one-performance musical revue. Now appearing year-round across the nation, the Singers spoof themselves and their profession with clever lyrics set to a variety of musical styles. They needle everything and everyone around the law, including clients, billing practices, legal ethics, bored jurors, and (gasp!) federal judges.

[SusanD]

This is a group of singing lawyers who have a pretty funny take on their own profession including a single someone who shall remain nameless ( to protect him from , well, whatever) sent me called Jet Plane in which they capture all the woes of modern jet travel, well at least the part where you are trying to get out of the airport. Road warriors will appreciate it this. Their website has samples of their tunes. Take a break! Enjoy!

[jagusafr]

Got the CD from a friend here in San Antonio. Pretty funny stuff, and well done.

[DManA]

Do they have one that begins

We're a bunch of whores who'll lie for money.

You'll like us more if we sing funny.

[BradyLS]

They needle everything and everyone around the law, including clients, billing practices, legal ethics, bored jurors, and (gasp!) federal judges.

Ehh... What about lawyers?

[BradyLS]

Here's a ditty for ya:

Yo', cuz', gimme a bitta dat bling-bling.

I'm da best f'yo defense--I'm da king-king.

Don'tcha worry, lib'rul judges kiss my ring-ring.

Think you tough? Ain't nuthin' but a thing-thing?

Wise up, I could tip Johnny Law with a drring-drring.

If ya don't, you pro'ly wind up in Sing-Sing.

[DManA]

We're hard working folks,
Honest and true,
But don't piss us off
Or bet your ass we will sue.

Were the salt of the Earth,
our good works would fill pages.
But if we don't like you,
we'll garnish your wages.

The law is our oyster,
our crap you must swallow.
Cause when we got you by the balls,
your hearts and minds follow.