[BradyLS]

Here's a ditty for ya:

Yo', cuz', gimme a bitta dat bling-bling.

I'm da best f'yo defense--I'm da king-king.

Don'tcha worry, lib'rul judges kiss my ring-ring.

Think you tough? Ain't nuthin' but a thing-thing?

Wise up, I could tip Johnny Law with a drring-drring.

If ya don't, you pro'ly wind up in Sing-Sing.

[DManA]

We're hard working folks,
Honest and true,
But don't piss us off
Or bet your ass we will sue.

Were the salt of the Earth,
our good works would fill pages.
But if we don't like you,
we'll garnish your wages.

The law is our oyster,
our crap you must swallow.
Cause when we got you by the balls,
your hearts and minds follow.