[DManA]

Do they have one that begins

We're a bunch of whores who'll lie for money.

You'll like us more if we sing funny.

[BradyLS]

Here's a ditty for ya:

Yo', cuz', gimme a bitta dat bling-bling.

I'm da best f'yo defense--I'm da king-king.

Don'tcha worry, lib'rul judges kiss my ring-ring.

Think you tough? Ain't nuthin' but a thing-thing?

Wise up, I could tip Johnny Law with a drring-drring.

If ya don't, you pro'ly wind up in Sing-Sing.