To: najida
Funny thing.. cute chick was chatting me up yesterday at wal-mart.
I was there for allergy stuff and cough drops as it's that time of year again.
So I've just got stuff to keep me from sneezig my fool head off.
Quick glance in her cart reveals the following inventory of duct tape, lacy bras (4 pair), lacy undies (4 pair), various nylons, two romance novels, and a pack of ribbed trojies.
Somehow, my allergies suddenly seemed the least of concerns.
22 posted on
04/08/2005 1:09:32 PM PDT by
Darksheare
("I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor, don't bring me clowns." -misheard lyrics)
To: Darksheare
Quick glance in her cart reveals the following inventory of duct tape, lacy bras (4 pair), lacy undies (4 pair), various nylons, two romance novels, and a pack of ribbed trojies. Add some whiskey and nipple clamps and you've got everything you need for a good weekend.
36 posted on
04/08/2005 1:33:36 PM PDT by
Modernman
("I'm in favor of limited government unless it limits what I want government to do."- dirtboy)
To: Darksheare
You were buying allergy medicine and you were tempted to buy antibiotics!
43 posted on
04/08/2005 1:40:41 PM PDT by
uglybiker
(A woman's most powerful weapon is a guy's imagination.)
To: Darksheare
Ms Staplegun's younger sister?
49 posted on
04/08/2005 1:45:38 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Donate or the bunny is stew! Or donate and we stew the bunny. To Stew or not to stew your choice!)
To: Darksheare
"Somehow, my allergies suddenly seemed the least of concerns." Shoulda known it was you without looking to see. Darks, you seem to be a "weird" magnet. On the other hand, some guys might find the contents of her buggy enticing.
67 posted on
04/08/2005 2:25:07 PM PDT by
sweetliberty
(Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
To: Darksheare
Quick glance in her cart reveals the following inventory of duct tape, lacy bras (4 pair), lacy undies (4 pair), various nylons, two romance novels, and a pack of ribbed trojies. ... one gross of bungee cords, 100 feet of nylon rope, a fake bear rug, six tubes of superglue, a planter of cattails, a gallon of Wesson oil, and a tube of lithium grease.
70 posted on
04/08/2005 2:40:48 PM PDT by
Erasmus
(Sled dogs and Englishmen go out in the midnight sun.)
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