"In one taping, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist taught Elmo to exercise - jumping up and down. In another, Sen. Hillary Clinton and the small red monster discuss the various textures and tastes of foods."
1 posted on
04/07/2005 8:27:11 PM PDT by
Teflonic
To: Teflonic
I'll always be a fan of Big Bird....
To: Teflonic
Thank God I raised my kids when parents were actually considered intelligent enough to figure out all of this stuff themselves.
I can't believe this---but they still will have condoms at high schools and all the little ones will read "Heather has Two Mommies".
The world has gone friggin' nuts!
3 posted on
04/07/2005 8:32:42 PM PDT by
Mears
("The Killer Queen,caviar and cigarettes")
To: Teflonic
The liberal conception of the world is the most boring, idiotic construction ever devised.
Next thing you know, Bert will take up the gay rights cause and Ernie will be his b*tch.
To: Teflonic; Reactionary
There's even a new song - "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food," where Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime"What the HELL, people!?!?
He's a Cookie Monster.
Not a Cookie Elf.
Not a Cookie Fairy.
Not a Cookie Pixie.
Let Cookie Monster be Cookie Monster, I say!
6 posted on
04/07/2005 8:41:21 PM PDT by
Constitution Day
(I've posted a total of 356 threads and 26,000+ replies.)
To: Teflonic
24 posted on
04/07/2005 10:04:31 PM PDT by
expatguy
(http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
To: Teflonic
Cookie Monster will become Rice Cake Monster.
To: Teflonic
C is for "correctness"
and that has to be good enough for me
'cause I don't have a CHOICE
in this teer-ah-nee!
To: Teflonic
There's even a new song - "A Beer Is a Anytime Food," where Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime" foods and "sometimes" foods.
28 posted on
04/08/2005 5:23:20 AM PDT by
RippleFire
("It's a joke, son!")
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