Finger in chili may have been that of woman's deceased aunt

KFI AM640, Los Angeles, John and Ken Show | April 7, 2005

[John Jorsett]

Just heard a "this just in" flash on KFI AM640 in Los Angeles that the police in Las Vegas have executed a search warrant on the home of the woman who found a finger in her Wendy's chili. Police suspect the finger may that of the woman's dead aunt.

[Vic3O3]

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[taxesareforever]

Her chances of a big cash payout just dropped into single digits.

Wendy's should now make an example out of her and put her on poverty row, if she isn't already there.

[BobS]

"You have to steal a loaf of bread to get you home, huh? Couldn't you just ask for a doggie bag from the breakfast?"

After pigging out eating pickled octupus, some lox, poached eggs, a toasted bagel with honey, a sausage, potatoes with $hit on a shingle type sauce, washed down with cafe con Anise specially ordered coffee, 'pinching a loaf' has a different meaning attached-

Think of the RAP song Pepto Bismol is playing on their radio commercial:)

It's 60 miles from Vegas to Whiskey Pete's Casino on the CA border. Drop some weight and fill up with the necessary fuel to pass trucks doing 85 MPH west. Pee on a turn-off near the tracks on the 58 and get some water in Mojave before going down the 14 home.

[CounterCounterCulture]

Can I borrow some sugar? ;-)

[null and void]

They all trace back to one of seven common ancestors. But each generation is an opportunity for mutations to occur, and many have accumulated over time, allowing a much finer resolution of which mDNA came from which family or clan.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

If she next reports finding a set of eyeballs in her Birds Nest soup, they will have their case.

[Bald Eagle777]

You have two choices to make.

There Can Be Only One!

[null and void]

Sure!

[B Knotts]

I knew it!

Who fingered her?

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

"Waiter, my soup just gave me the finger."

[Theresawithanh]

Oh, believe me, I'm very familiar with that term, was just playing with you, trying to be witty and all that, like the many posters on this thread. Guess I missed.

Pickled octopus? I'd almost rather have someone's finger in my chili. Note, I said "almost".

[B Knotts]

Thanks for pointing me to this. :-P

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

LOL! The cops will try to finger her, but she won't knuckle under. There will be a lot of finger pointing, and the prosecution will cost and arm and a leg. But she'll walk, hands down.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

When I was a kid I found a moth baked into my pot roast. My dad just pulled it out and told me to keep eating.

My dad used to tell me that ants in the picnic hamburgers would put hair on my chest. LOL!

[Tunehead54]

What's that fly doing in your (my) soup?!

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Waiter: I believe that's the backstroke." ;-)

[Hank Rearden]

I don't know what makes me feel more sick to my stomach...the idea of a finger in my chilli or some of the jokes you guys are posting.

Strap yourself in - we're just getting warmed up. You'll be wishing for a finger in your chili before we're done with ya.

[PAR35]

Do you promise to give it back when you're all done with it? I'm taking notes here...

Not only will I give it back, I'll even give you the name of one of the best doctors in the country at re-attaching severed fingers.

[DB]

Offhand I'd say you've put your finger on it.

[BobS]

"Aren't there only something like 7 mitochondria lines in the world?"

I vaguely remember that mitochondria determines female heritage. RNA? Do they supply the ribonucleic part for the DNA in the master chromosomes? Darn. This is not my field because it takes less time to follow engineering than cell biology. Let the experts define the answer.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

I guess everyone at Wendy's is relieved. I didn't trust this story from the beginning.

They never had to worry. The woman chomped into the finger, thus damaging the evidence. Johnny Cochran said that "if the finger is bit, they must acquit".