Posted on 04/05/2005 1:20:10 PM PDT by redlocks322
Being new and all, I don't understand what a ping is...
Just look what you have did. FRiend, there AIN'T NO ERASE! Once you posted it, everybody was pung.
First, there's this little white ball.
Then one has to buy a pigeon.
Then a table tennis set.
Then a skinner box big enough for all of the above.
Then some training in Behavior Modification.
Then one needs to shop around for a gallon of pongs.
Then one has to report back to FR the progress of teaching the pigeon the art of both
pings
and
pongs.
Then after many months, one is allowed into the hallowed FR halls of
Pings, Pingers and Pongs.
There are various special privileges accruing accordingly depending on the number of successful volleys, artfulness of form and avoidance of pigeon poop on the playing field.
There are some rumors that the best yearly winner of the above criteria and ratings becomes zot and suspension proof. But that's just a wild rumor.
There is the entirely likely probability that all of the above is mere pigeon poop.
In which case, someone else will have to enlighten you about the intricacies of pings and pinging.
My pings are getting a little louder than usual, so I'm going to withdraw from the playing field for at least a few seconds.
Many happy returns and pongs to you and yours.
Welcome, BTW. Sanity occasionally strikes hereabouts but doesn't necessarily linger long.
. . . though some pingers pretend otherwise.
Thanks. Passin' it on, and passin' out from laughin'.
Yeah, but I typo, and people start performig the same typo without realizing it.
If you see a typo such as 'teh' instead of 'the', rest assured that person has run across my typing sometime recently.
;-)
I'm a practical perfectionist, according to the test. LOL
Don't forget the beeber! Always remember the beeber!
And the shower.
And the moose in the shower.
And the cheese.
And Rocky!
HE'S A TROLL!!!
ZOT HIM!!!!
I've tried that with Mr. Gun, but it's clear he's only out for one thing.....
One ping only, Mishter Ryan...
My memory is fuzzy when it comes to typos. Aren't YOU the one who first welcomed abroad?
I don't drink either...except coffee and tea and frappuccino.
Actually, I can post images.
I just can't format a trhead wortha beans, or post without typos.
*chuckle*
I think so.
Was it really horribly HTML formatted, and really typed badly?
We ain't got no badgers. I don't have to show you any steenkin' badgers!
Pocket InterNet Gopher.
The "B" plot thickens...... or, since it's darks, thkicens.
Did you see the thread where the arse killed the cougar?
Great pics.
Just so the arse doesn't get together in the shower over cheese.
They might end up with their beebers stunned.
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