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Posted on 04/05/2005 2:05:00 AM PDT by Mo1
As you saw, a clean version has already been coughed up. But just out of curiosity, how would you go about "cleaning up" the doctored version?
Looks like the Clinton lieberry in Littlerock.
As you saw, a clean version has already been coughed up. But just out of curiosity, how would you go about "cleaning up" the doctored version?I use PhotoDeluxe Home Edition v 3.1.
It would be a simple matter of cutting away the stuff on either side. In PD's pulldown menu, I do "Size/Trim" and I can trace the area I want to KEEP, using the mouse function. It's a breeze.
I bought my PD on eBay less than 2 years ago. It cost me around $14 total, including shipping.
We have incoming:
$25 from Kansas
$125 from Missouri
$20 from California
$15 from Washington
Thank you Kansas, Missouri, California and Washington!!
The trouble is, parts of the picture were covered by the added stuff. I can crop too, but that wouldn't have done the trick in this case.
And I feed it homemade chocolate chip cookies. This is the truth sort of. Ha! :)
Yes, that's true. The way I would handle that would be to open another pic template, insert the cropped Moses pic and make up my own thought balloon with the appropriate text. Then use the "Size/Trim" again to size it.
Yee-Haw!! :)
And another $50 just in from Pennsylvania!
Thank you Pennsylvania!!
God Bless you for your dedication to FR and for you service to our Country.
Do you ever listen to Country music?
They copied me.
I have a few versions of Moses bath. I don't recall when I got them but I must've liked it 'cause I got a bunch!
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000.
Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again
Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE
IN YOUR LIFE!
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
Noew that is one old joke. Tell the one about Joan Collins and the mirror on the floor.
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