[MACVSOG68]

Homosexuals already have the right to marry. They have the same rights that you and I have.

Aside from a couple of states, where?

Why should they have more and different rights than anyone else.

I don't know, why?

And what happens when someone wants to marry their couch? Should they have special rights to do so?

Huh?

[muawiyah]

MACV, those are all valid questions ~ I'd particularly like to know about what our take should be when a member of the Church of St. Mattress wants to marry his couch.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

They can get married the same as you and I can. They can go to the justice of the peace- they can go to a church. They can hire a minister and get married on a beach- they can get married in an airplane- or an amusement park. As long as they follow the laws- just like you and I do.

What happens when someone wants to marry their goldfish-couldn't someone say they deserve the same rights as anyone else? Should we have a law that they can so they can get the special tax breaks which come with marriage?

The ACLU would argue -YES!