DUBYA FAILS WHALES A Guide to Progressive Posting

04/03/05 | vanity

[genefromjersey]

This was MY first "cut and paste" attempt !

[anniegetyourgun]

How progressive of you, gene!

[Army Air Corps]

This reads like an April Fools joke...but it probably isn't.

[stands2reason]

bump

[Killborn]

In light of your brilliant "opus", I thought you might be interested and able to add some pointers regarding posting like a DUmmie.

[Joe 6-pack]

I hate it when the greens keep harping about seagoing mammals. They say that wailing should be outlawed, but they themselves keep on blubbering.

[genefromjersey]

I'll confess to borrowing some of the crap I've seen today on other sites-especially the "theocracy" stuff !

[bfree]

Kill the whales, feed the poor. Include all other animals such as deer, geese, spotted owls etc...

[Anti-Bubba182]

[Texas_Jarhead]

"...not that you are a person bound by mere rules..."

This is absolutely childish and clearly illustrates the idiocy of the progressive mindset.

[Texas_Jarhead]

that graphhic - ROFLMAO!

[Old Professer]

Needs work, shows promise, but I'm not vengeful.

[Izzy Dunne]

Kill the whales, feed the poor. Include all other animals such as deer, geese, spotted owls etc...

I really have to object.

A well balanced diet should also include some vegetables, like corn-on-the-cob, sweet potatoes, and garden fresh peas, if you got them.
A nice salad with thousand island dressing, a peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream for dessert, and there you go.

[uglybiker]

DUBYA FAILS WHALES

[clyde asbury]

..wailing should be outlawed..

I reserve my right to wail, as needed.

[infidel29]

If you are politically progressive ,and you "want to make a difference"

Stop calling them 'progressive' there is nothing progressive about them. It's like feeding a stray or treating with terrorists as statesmen. They'll keep thinking it's true.

They're 'divergents' they are moving forward on their own path, but it has nothing to do with what the majority of Americans think or want for our country.

[nothingnew]

Gee. Thanks.

FMCDH(BITS)

[writer33]

That's good stuff, gene. Now, if you could make those paragraphs a little more vitriolic, you'll have tapped into the average progressive/DUer today.

For example: Instead of religious fanatcism, you might say religious fascists or religious, bible-thumping fascists.

Overall, it's good. I like the way you wove their weak attempts to slam Bush into the paragraphs. Great job.

[Killborn]

I knew you'd be of great service. :)

[hosepipe]

Gene, really, how many bottles of Cabernet did it take to come up with that..
Come on fess up...

Work on this one;
How many naked Moonbats
drunk on a French Merlot
eating hot chicken wings,
would it take to produce the Democrat Party platform.?

I can't git past ONE(1).. must be doing something wrong..