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Beauty and the Beast (Dave Barry) LOL
Miami Herald ^ | DaveBarry

Posted on 04/03/2005 8:27:49 AM PDT by nuconvert

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1 posted on 04/03/2005 8:27:49 AM PDT by nuconvert
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To: Boxsford

Here's your Dave Pong. It's a good one


2 posted on 04/03/2005 8:38:53 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: nuconvert

Refreshingly true, but I can't say anything(my wife will probably read this, and I'm already in enough trouble).


3 posted on 04/03/2005 8:41:16 AM PDT by Uh-til-uh (Rightazrain's twin brother, not a DU plant)
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To: nuconvert

"There are many complex psychological and societal reasons, by which I mean Barbie."


A timeless classic...


4 posted on 04/03/2005 8:44:47 AM PDT by thoughtomator ("The Passion of the Opus" - 2 hours of a FReeper being crucified on his own self-pitying thread)
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To: nuconvert

She won't believe you because you married her and anyone that married her couldn't have good taste! LOL!


6 posted on 04/03/2005 8:45:41 AM PDT by abigail2 ('The difficulty of the task is no excuse for avoiding it.' George Bush Inaugural Speech '05)
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To: Uh-til-uh

What happened? Did you give the wrong answer to "How do I look?"


7 posted on 04/03/2005 8:46:27 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: Baynative

LOL!


8 posted on 04/03/2005 8:47:22 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: nuconvert

Many times, I'm a slow learner!


9 posted on 04/03/2005 8:53:30 AM PDT by Uh-til-uh (Rightazrain's twin brother, not a DU plant)
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To: abigail2

good example, I posted to the wrong person, Duh-oh!


10 posted on 04/03/2005 8:58:20 AM PDT by Uh-til-uh (Rightazrain's twin brother, not a DU plant)
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To: Baynative
Make a soapy Mohawk

I've been sitting here giggling over this whole piece - MGD (MygirlsDad) asked what I was laughing so hard about, so I told him. As to the Mowhawk, he said, "well, I can't do that one anymore, but it used to be fun." To which I replied - "you still can, only now you'd have to do it on you BACK!"

Lucky for me he has a good sense of humor.

11 posted on 04/03/2005 9:06:44 AM PDT by Mygirlsmom (I'm a "BINO" Blue -Stater In Name Only!)
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To: Baynative
That was HILARIOUS.

I almost dropped my coffee, I was laughing so hard.

12 posted on 04/03/2005 9:09:25 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (I considered getting highlights; but my smugness is easier to maintain.)
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To: nuconvert

ping for wife to read later


13 posted on 04/03/2005 9:10:34 AM PDT by tall_tex
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To: nuconvert

THe only correct reply: "You look fine, hon."


14 posted on 04/03/2005 9:13:31 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (Repeal the NFA of '34! the GCA of '68! and the '86 ban!)
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To: Baynative

LOL...that was GREAT! I was laughing so hard my five year old asked me what was wrong with me. :)

Thanks for sharing!


15 posted on 04/03/2005 9:14:17 AM PDT by exnavychick (There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
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To: nuconvert

Priceless!


16 posted on 04/03/2005 9:19:57 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: nuconvert

That is a good one. Thanks for the giggle! :)

My "Brad Pitt look-alike' (in my MIND, anyway) husband is out in the yard right now doing a controlled burn; his favorite Spring chore. He could seriously give Brad a few Lawn Care tips, LOL!


17 posted on 04/03/2005 9:25:25 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Baynative
"Does this dress make my.......?"


18 posted on 04/03/2005 9:30:10 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (I don't drink and FReep...it just looks that way)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
My "Brad Pitt look-alike' (in my MIND, anyway) husband is out in the yard right now doing a controlled burn; his favorite Spring chore.

LOL, I was returning from town yesterday and could see smoke for 30 miles. Coming down the last mile of road, EVERYTHING was fire. It wasn't until I pulled up to my gate that I realized the fire ended at my property line. My next door neighbor was doing his bi-yearly controlled burn on his 5000 acres, unfortunately he didn't tell me. Talk about heart attacks, LOL!

19 posted on 04/03/2005 9:38:08 AM PDT by ScreamingFist (Peace through Ignorance)
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To: nuconvert

Just tell her, she has a perfect teardrop shape!

WHAP, WHAP.

OW!

I meant perfect hourglass shape.


20 posted on 04/03/2005 9:40:58 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (When you compromise with evil, evil wins. AYN RAND)
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