1 posted on
04/03/2005 8:27:49 AM PDT by
nuconvert
To: Boxsford
Here's your Dave Pong. It's a good one
2 posted on
04/03/2005 8:38:53 AM PDT by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
To: nuconvert
Refreshingly true, but I can't say anything(my wife will probably read this, and I'm already in enough trouble).
3 posted on
04/03/2005 8:41:16 AM PDT by
Uh-til-uh
(Rightazrain's twin brother, not a DU plant)
To: nuconvert
"There are many complex psychological and societal reasons, by which I mean Barbie."
A timeless classic...
4 posted on
04/03/2005 8:44:47 AM PDT by
thoughtomator
("The Passion of the Opus" - 2 hours of a FReeper being crucified on his own self-pitying thread)
To: nuconvert
She won't believe you because you married her and anyone that married her couldn't have good taste! LOL!
6 posted on
04/03/2005 8:45:41 AM PDT by
abigail2
('The difficulty of the task is no excuse for avoiding it.' George Bush Inaugural Speech '05)
To: nuconvert
THe only correct reply: "You look fine, hon."
14 posted on
04/03/2005 9:13:31 AM PDT by
Smokin' Joe
(Repeal the NFA of '34! the GCA of '68! and the '86 ban!)
To: nuconvert
16 posted on
04/03/2005 9:19:57 AM PDT by
Ditter
To: nuconvert
That is a good one. Thanks for the giggle! :)
My "Brad Pitt look-alike' (in my MIND, anyway) husband is out in the yard right now doing a controlled burn; his favorite Spring chore. He could seriously give Brad a few Lawn Care tips, LOL!
17 posted on
04/03/2005 9:25:25 AM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: nuconvert
Just tell her, she has a perfect teardrop shape!
WHAP, WHAP.
OW!
I meant perfect hourglass shape.
20 posted on
04/03/2005 9:40:58 AM PDT by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(When you compromise with evil, evil wins. AYN RAND)
To: sure_fine
32 posted on
04/03/2005 10:40:20 AM PDT by
7.62 x 51mm
(• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; Zacs Mom; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...
33 posted on
04/03/2005 11:03:11 AM PDT by
RebelTex
(Freedom is everyone's right - and everyone's responsibility!)
To: nuconvert
''How do I look?'' she'll ask. As a conservative, Texas gal, I have NEVER ask a man such a loaded question!
I just ask: "Does this look okay?"
:)
36 posted on
04/03/2005 11:28:49 AM PDT by
MamaTexan
(I am not a *legal entity*, nor am I a 'person' as defined by law.)
To: nuconvert
To: nuconvert
To: nuconvert
Also, she suspects that you're not qualified to judge anybody's appearance. This is because you have shaving cream in your hair.
This column was obviously written by Barry prior to the July 15, 1998, release date of the film, "There's Something About Mary."
42 posted on
04/03/2005 5:54:25 PM PDT by
OESY
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