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Thief steals poop from woman walking dog
Associated Press ^ | 3-31-05 | AP

Posted on 03/31/2005 1:10:08 PM PST by RushCrush

SAN DIEGO - The hunt is on for a different kind of burglar.

Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: caca; cantgetenough; checkyourshorts; dodohead; dog; fingerlickingood; misfire; poopoo
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To: RockinRight

This sounds like one of those 'senseless' crimes you read about.


41 posted on 03/31/2005 1:48:51 PM PST by Jack Wilson
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To: over3Owithabrain

As well he should! Good for your wife!


42 posted on 03/31/2005 1:49:03 PM PST by Sunshine Sister
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To: RushCrush

Okay, who's got the "Aw, Geez.." guy.


43 posted on 03/31/2005 1:50:51 PM PST by tnlibertarian
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To: RushCrush

Must of been some good sh ....


44 posted on 03/31/2005 1:51:52 PM PST by clamper1797 (This Vietnam Vet ain't Fonda Kerry)
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To: RushCrush
I figured he'd hold on to it, take it to a neighbor that he doesn't like, put it on the neighbors porch, light it on fire and voila....
45 posted on 03/31/2005 1:53:03 PM PST by b4its2late (Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.)
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To: Billthedrill

Ok. You win! Best vocabulary!


46 posted on 03/31/2005 1:53:42 PM PST by acad1228 ("Those who would forsake liberty for safety deserve neither." Ben Franklin)
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To: CheneyChick

Cheech: "Looks like dog s$%^."
Chong: "Smells like dog s$%^."
Cheech: "Tastes like dog s$%^."
Chong: "Glad *I* didn't step in it."


47 posted on 03/31/2005 1:53:51 PM PST by Bald Eagle777 (Am I my brother's FREEper?)
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To: over3Owithabrain

Really. Even the chihuahua would go nuts.


48 posted on 03/31/2005 1:54:05 PM PST by Hi Heels (Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl; MeekOneGOP; Zacs Mom; Lady Jag; Independentamerican; Darksheare; ...

ping. This clearly needs out input. Output. Whatever.


49 posted on 03/31/2005 1:56:19 PM PST by Hi Heels (Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
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To: Bald Eagle777

Weirdest thing I ever heard as a kid was my next door neighbor claiming that poop tastes like an old shoe. I mean, how the heck does he know? I mean, it's bad enough that he even claimed to know what poop tastes like in the first place. But now he's saying he knows what an old shoe tastes like, too? I mean, if he said it tasted like the school's salisbury steak, well, that'd be one thing.


50 posted on 03/31/2005 1:59:57 PM PST by mcg1969
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To: RushCrush
On his trail...


51 posted on 03/31/2005 2:00:48 PM PST by SolidRedState (E Pluribus Funk --- (Latin taglines are sooooo cool! Don't ya think?))
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To: RushCrush

Shooter McGavin:

Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.


Happy Gilmore:

Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?


52 posted on 03/31/2005 2:01:02 PM PST by Bald Eagle777 (Am I my brother's FREEper?)
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To: Hi Heels; Conspiracy Guy

My brother's twins called him the Turd Burgler when they were still in diapers.


53 posted on 03/31/2005 2:02:44 PM PST by Laura Earl
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To: Hi Heels

Already posted this morning. I saw no challenge to this one. It stands on it's own merit. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1374459/posts


54 posted on 03/31/2005 2:03:09 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Rest in Peace Terri)
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To: Laura Earl

Your brother is a stereotypical southern redneck


55 posted on 03/31/2005 2:04:40 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Rest in Peace Terri)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Amazing that we are from the same gene pool isn't it!


56 posted on 03/31/2005 2:06:22 PM PST by Laura Earl
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He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire,

How did they know it was a .22? Did the woman measure the bore?

57 posted on 03/31/2005 2:09:52 PM PST by calex59
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Maybe it bears repeating....


58 posted on 03/31/2005 2:10:57 PM PST by Hi Heels (Now Andy, I ain't got time for them trivial trivialities...Barney Fife)
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To: RushCrush

This has happened before. You'd think the dummies would learn not to steal bags from ladies walking their dogs. I hope the creep is caught and put in jail. Imagine telling the other inmates he's in jail for stealing dog poop!


59 posted on 03/31/2005 2:11:46 PM PST by tob2 (Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
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To: mcg1969

Logically speaking, it would appear that in order for this s&%t hunter to have made this as a veritable statement of bizarre "truth", both reference points would have HAD to have been firmly based upon personal experience.

Such odd "truth" claims definitely must have had a basis in experience, otherwise the Poop Troller would not have spoken with such authority on the subject.

I'll just have to take his word for it! And I'll pass on the appetizer...


60 posted on 03/31/2005 2:12:46 PM PST by Bald Eagle777 (Am I my brother's FREEper?)
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