Cheech: "Looks like dog s$%^."
Chong: "Smells like dog s$%^."
Cheech: "Tastes like dog s$%^."
Chong: "Glad *I* didn't step in it."
Weirdest thing I ever heard as a kid was my next door neighbor claiming that poop tastes like an old shoe. I mean, how the heck does he know? I mean, it's bad enough that he even claimed to know what poop tastes like in the first place. But now he's saying he knows what an old shoe tastes like, too? I mean, if he said it tasted like the school's salisbury steak, well, that'd be one thing.