Weirdest thing I ever heard as a kid was my next door neighbor claiming that poop tastes like an old shoe. I mean, how the heck does he know? I mean, it's bad enough that he even claimed to know what poop tastes like in the first place. But now he's saying he knows what an old shoe tastes like, too? I mean, if he said it tasted like the school's salisbury steak, well, that'd be one thing.
Logically speaking, it would appear that in order for this s&%t hunter to have made this as a veritable statement of bizarre "truth", both reference points would have HAD to have been firmly based upon personal experience.
Such odd "truth" claims definitely must have had a basis in experience, otherwise the Poop Troller would not have spoken with such authority on the subject.
I'll just have to take his word for it! And I'll pass on the appetizer...