Thief steals poop from woman walking dog

Associated Press ^ | 3-31-05 | AP

[RushCrush]

SAN DIEGO - The hunt is on for a different kind of burglar.

Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.

[MD_Willington_1976]

"He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire"

If it never worked, then how do they know it's a .22 semi-automatic??? and not a facsimile firearm, was the woman close enough to read the caliber written on the side of the pistol?

[Sax]

A lady walking her dog is probably returning home and not going anywhere likely to require money. That's probably why he tried to shoot the dog.

Idiot. (But that kinda went w/o saying, huh?)

[over3Owithabrain]

LOL - even a chihuahua named Tiny sticks up for their owner.

[mcg1969]

Well, true. But a yapping Chihuahua I can handle, even if it is named "Brutus" :) Though I did get a nasty bite from a terrier once when I was delivering papers as a kid.

[over3Owithabrain]

The little dogs always seem to have the most attitude. Napoleonic complex I believe :)

[miele man]

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.

In other words, the robber "scat-tered".

[Bald Eagle777]

"It's poop again!"

[i_dont_chat]

This was a "gatherer" for www.fecal.com.

[Sax]

Yeah, If he'd tried this while my wife was walking our dog, the robber would probably try to sue me over his mangled hands, legs and butt.

[Billthedrill]

That's offal.

[Bald Eagle777]

The Brits also call them s%#%t hunters

FYI

[RushCrush]

He called the $hit poo!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"That's offal."

Oh man. That really is. I super-scooper salute you!

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Feel free to get on your waders and jump on in.

[Bald Eagle777]

From Happy Gilmore:

"I eat s**ts like you for breakfast"

The incomparable comeback: "You eat s&&t for breakfast??"

Ha ha ha ha

[knews_hound]

BTTT

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I don't think I'll go there, thanks.

[CheneyChick]

Poop happens.

[mhking]

"First you steal it, then you do it..."

Just damn.

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[RushCrush]

Love that line!