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Thief steals poop from woman walking dog
Associated Press ^ | 3-31-05 | AP

Posted on 03/31/2005 1:10:08 PM PST by RushCrush

SAN DIEGO - The hunt is on for a different kind of burglar.

Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog.

The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, on Monday night when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.

He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said.

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: caca; cantgetenough; checkyourshorts; dodohead; dog; fingerlickingood; misfire; poopoo
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To: RushCrush
"He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at Misty and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire"

If it never worked, then how do they know it's a .22 semi-automatic??? and not a facsimile firearm, was the woman close enough to read the caliber written on the side of the pistol?
21 posted on 03/31/2005 1:30:53 PM PST by MD_Willington_1976
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To: contemplator

A lady walking her dog is probably returning home and not going anywhere likely to require money. That's probably why he tried to shoot the dog.

Idiot. (But that kinda went w/o saying, huh?)


22 posted on 03/31/2005 1:31:09 PM PST by Sax
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To: mcg1969

LOL - even a chihuahua named Tiny sticks up for their owner.


23 posted on 03/31/2005 1:31:30 PM PST by over3Owithabrain
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To: over3Owithabrain
Well, true. But a yapping Chihuahua I can handle, even if it is named "Brutus" :) Though I did get a nasty bite from a terrier once when I was delivering papers as a kid.
24 posted on 03/31/2005 1:32:41 PM PST by mcg1969
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To: mcg1969

The little dogs always seem to have the most attitude. Napoleonic complex I believe :)


25 posted on 03/31/2005 1:33:41 PM PST by over3Owithabrain
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To: RushCrush

The robber ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled the scene, police said.

In other words, the robber "scat-tered".


26 posted on 03/31/2005 1:34:16 PM PST by miele man
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To: RockinRight

"It's poop again!"


27 posted on 03/31/2005 1:35:46 PM PST by Bald Eagle777 (Am I my brother's FREEper?)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

This was a "gatherer" for www.fecal.com.


28 posted on 03/31/2005 1:35:53 PM PST by i_dont_chat
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To: over3Owithabrain
Yeah, If he'd tried this while my wife was walking our dog, the robber would probably try to sue me over his mangled hands, legs and butt. Image hosted by TinyPic.com
29 posted on 03/31/2005 1:36:16 PM PST by Sax
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To: miele man

That's offal.


30 posted on 03/31/2005 1:36:24 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: RockinRight

The Brits also call them s%#%t hunters

FYI


31 posted on 03/31/2005 1:39:12 PM PST by Bald Eagle777 (Am I my brother's FREEper?)
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To: Bald Eagle777

He called the $hit poo!


32 posted on 03/31/2005 1:39:40 PM PST by RushCrush (Some people think I should provide equal time. Wrong. I AM equal time.)
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To: Billthedrill

"That's offal."

Oh man. That really is. I super-scooper salute you!


33 posted on 03/31/2005 1:41:10 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (<<<< Profile page streamlined, solely devoted Schiavo research)
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To: mhking

Feel free to get on your waders and jump on in.


34 posted on 03/31/2005 1:43:00 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (<<<< Profile page streamlined, solely devoted Schiavo research)
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To: RushCrush

From Happy Gilmore:

"I eat s**ts like you for breakfast"

The incomparable comeback: "You eat s&&t for breakfast??"

Ha ha ha ha


35 posted on 03/31/2005 1:43:16 PM PST by Bald Eagle777 (Am I my brother's FREEper?)
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To: RushCrush

BTTT


36 posted on 03/31/2005 1:44:01 PM PST by knews_hound (Out of the NIC ,into the Router, out to the Cloud....Nothing but 'Net)
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To: i_dont_chat

I don't think I'll go there, thanks.


37 posted on 03/31/2005 1:44:05 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (<<<< Profile page streamlined, solely devoted Schiavo research)
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To: Bald Eagle777

Poop happens.


38 posted on 03/31/2005 1:44:23 PM PST by CheneyChick
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
"First you steal it, then you do it..."

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

39 posted on 03/31/2005 1:45:25 PM PST by mhking (If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!)
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To: Bald Eagle777

Love that line!


40 posted on 03/31/2005 1:47:34 PM PST by RushCrush (Some people think I should provide equal time. Wrong. I AM equal time.)
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