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The emperor's new robes [Ann Coulter on the death of Terri Schiavo]
World Net Daily ^ | March 30, 2005 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 03/30/2005 3:47:59 PM PST by perfect stranger

On the bright side, after two weeks of TV coverage of the Terri Schiavo case, I think we have almost all liberals in America on record saying we can pull the plug on them. Of course, if my only means of entertainment were Air America radio, Barbra Streisand albums and reruns of "The West Wing," I too would be asking: "What kind of quality of life is this?"

There are a few glaring exceptions. On the anti-killing side, to one extent or another, are: former Clinton lawyer Lanny Davis, former Gore lawyer David Boies, former O.J. lawyer Alan Dershowitz, Democratic Sen. Joe Lieberman, McGovern and Carter strategist Pat Caddell, liberal blogger Mickey Kaus, Green Party presidential candidate Ralph Nader and Rainbow Coalition leader Jesse Jackson, as well as several of my friends who are pro-abortion and pro-gay marriage but not Pro-Adulterous Husbands Who, After Taking Up With Another Woman, Suddenly Recall Their Wives' Clearly Stated Wish to Die.

Opinions about the Schiavo case seem to break down less on morals than on basic knowledge of the facts of the case.

There are a lot of telling facts, but two big ones are:

The only family member lobbying for Terri's death is her husband, who is affianced to a woman he's been living with for several years and with whom he already has two children. (Today's brain twister: Would you rather be O.J.'s girlfriend or Michael Schiavo's fiancee?)

Terri's husband has refused to allow her to be given either an MRI or a PET scan, which are also known as: "The tests that could determine whether Terri is even in a permanent vegetative state." (I believe his exact words were, "PET scan? MRI? What do I look like, a guy who just won a $1 million malpractice settlement?")

On the basis of these facts, Pinellas County Judge George Greer found that it was Terri's wish to be starved to death. She requires no life support; all she needs is food and water. If being (a) on a liquid diet, and (b) unresponsive to one's estranged husband are now considered grounds for a woman's execution, wait until this news hits Beverly Hills!

Despite the media's idiotic claims that scores of courts have made painstaking findings of fact over 15 years that Terri is in a permanent vegetative state and would have wanted to die, only one judge made such a finding. Other courts have not made any factual findings whatsoever. They simply refused to overturn Greer's findings of fact as an abuse of discretion.

Greer made his finding based on the testimony of Terri's husband that Terri said she wouldn't want to live like this – a rather important fact the husband only remembered many years after Terri was first injured, but one year after he won a million-dollar malpractice award and began living with another woman. (Maybe when Terri said, "I wouldn't want to live like that" she was referring to being married to Michael Schiavo.)

Supporting the idea that positions on the Schiavo case are correlated with IQ, on the pro-killing side is Rep. Chris Shays, R-Conn., who denounced the legislation granting federal courts jurisdiction over Terri's case, saying the Republican Party "has become a party of theocracy." Yes, you remembered correctly: The House passed the bill overwhelmingly in a 203-58 vote, and the Senate passed it in a voice vote also with overwhelming support. (Surely, if anyone would defend the practice of being on a liquid diet, you'd think Ted Kennedy would.)

Also on the pro-killing side are conservatives still pissed off about the Civil Rights Act of 1964 who are desperately hoping to be elected "most consistent constitutionalist" by their local Federalist Society chapters.

You can't grow peanuts on your own land or install a toilet capable of disposing two tissues in one flush because of federal government intervention. But Congress demands a review of the process that goes into a governmental determination to kill an innocent American woman – and that goes too far!

It's not a radical extension of current constitutional doctrines – even the legitimate ones! – for the federal government to assert a constitutional right to life that cannot be denied without due process of law under the Fifth and 14th Amendments. Congress didn't ask for much, just the same due process John Wayne Gacy got.

But people even stupider than lawyers have picked up on the vague rumblings from "most consistent constitutionalist" aspirants and begun to claim that Congress' action is an affront to "limited government."

Of course, the most limited of all possible governments is a king. We don't have that sort of "limited government." What we have is divided government: three branches of government at the federal level and 50 states with their own versions of checks and balances.

Or at least that was the government designed for us by men smarter than we are. We haven't had that sort of government for decades.

Alexander Hamilton's famous last words in "The Federalist" described the judiciary as the "least dangerous branch," because it had neither force nor will. Now the judiciary is the most dangerous branch. It doesn't need force because it has smoke and mirrors and a lot of people defending the moronic scribblings of any judge as the perfect efflorescence of "the rule of law."

This week, an indisputably innocent woman will be killed by the government for one reason: Judge Greer of Pinellas County, Fla., ordered it.

Polls claim that a majority of Americans objected to action by the U.S. Congress in the Schiavo case as "government intrusion" into a "private family matter" – as if Judge Greer is not also the government. So twisted is our view of the judiciary that a judicial decree is treated like a naturally occurring phenomenon, like a rainbow or an act of God.

Our infallible, divine ruler is a county judge in Florida named George Greer, who has more authority in America than the U.S. Congress, the president and the governor. No wonder the Southern Baptist Church threw Greer out: Only one god per church!

It's a good system if you like monarchy and legally sanctioned murder. But spare me the paeans to "strict constructionism" and "limited government."


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To: RonDog

The government's first duty should be to preserve the life of it's citizens. Perhaps a very close second would be the duty of government to preserve the sanctity of it's territory. If a nation cannot preserve either of these, it's a pretty pi$$ poor government.

That's what we wound up with, applogies to our forefathers.


61 posted on 03/31/2005 9:17:12 PM PST by DoughtyOne (US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
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To: Irish Rose

I want a padded room, two chairs, and Anne in one chair and that screeching Judge Catherine Crier in the other chair. OH! And I want a 'mute' button so I don't have to listen every time Crier interrupts with her condescending whine. [Would only need one body bag when it was over, and maybe a cold beer for Anne.]


62 posted on 03/31/2005 9:23:14 PM PST by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: RonDog; Grampa Dave; SierraWasp; onyx; Brad's Gramma

Great Toon!


63 posted on 03/31/2005 9:24:37 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (This tagline no longer operative....floated away in the flood of 2005 ,)
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To: RonDog

Thanx for the ping, RD.


64 posted on 03/31/2005 9:25:05 PM PST by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: perfect stranger
but not Pro-Adulterous Husbands Who, After Taking Up With Another Woman, Suddenly Recall Their Wives' Clearly Stated Wish to Die.

That is the aspect that BUGS the Hell out of me....by implication it is as though he is hiding something!

65 posted on 03/31/2005 9:29:30 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (This tagline no longer operative....floated away in the flood of 2005 ,)
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To: perfect stranger

Bump.


66 posted on 03/31/2005 9:34:26 PM PST by T. Buzzard Trueblood ("Brain twister: Would you rather be O.J.'s girlfriend or Michael Schiavo's fiancee?" Ann Coulter)
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To: MHGinTN

I used to enjoy Crier when she had her show on FoxNews. She's very intelligent, but can't see past her bias toward the judiciary.


67 posted on 03/31/2005 9:56:20 PM PST by DLfromthedesert
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach; RonDog

Excellent, as usual. Thanks gentlemen, for the pings!!


68 posted on 03/31/2005 9:59:38 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org)
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To: DLfromthedesert

Of late, every time she's on the punditry circuit reagrding Terri Schaivo, I've been begging just one interviewer or panel member to ask the harridan if she could prove beyond a reasonable doubt (the standard for executions by court order) that Terri wanted to be put down if she became disabled.


69 posted on 03/31/2005 10:07:27 PM PST by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: doppelganger

So, you do admit that AC makes sense on many important issues, but for some reason not this one, and she's wrong? <>Is that it?


70 posted on 03/31/2005 10:08:35 PM PST by perfect stranger
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To: perfect stranger
On the bright side, after two weeks of TV coverage of the Terri Schiavo case, I think we have almost all liberals in America on record saying we can pull the plug on them. Of course, if my only means of entertainment were Air America radio, Barbra Streisand albums and reruns of "The West Wing," I too would be asking: "What kind of quality of life is this?"

Under those circumstances, I'd eat a .45 like Hunter S. Thompson did. I do believe that not even God Himself would blame me.

(Today's brain twister: Would you rather be O.J.'s girlfriend or Michael Schiavo's fiancee?)

Well, the Juice hasn't killed anybody...lately...

71 posted on 03/31/2005 10:17:39 PM PST by RichInOC (...oops, did I say that out loud?)
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To: perfect stranger

BTTT


72 posted on 03/31/2005 10:23:33 PM PST by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: perfect stranger

Summed up very nicely Anne .. good job


73 posted on 03/31/2005 10:31:03 PM PST by Mo1
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To: doppelganger
Disappointing nonsense from someone who usually knows better. Must be pushing book sales to the yahoos.

Suggest you give an example of said nonsense, yahoo.

74 posted on 03/31/2005 10:33:27 PM PST by M. Thatcher
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To: perfect stranger

BUMP for Ann Coulter, who has more spine than the politicians who ran scared from a corrupt county probate judge and wrung their bony hands as they watched an innocent American citizen get murdered - - murdered slowly and barbarically for two excruciating weeks.


75 posted on 03/31/2005 10:35:16 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: perfect stranger

She just keeps getting better and better! She just needs to be careful that she doesn't insult the pissants whose shows she appears on. I think that's the first time I ever used pissant in a sentence.)


76 posted on 03/31/2005 11:35:24 PM PST by my_pointy_head_is_sharp
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To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

77 posted on 03/31/2005 11:36:28 PM PST by nutmeg (Rest in Peace, Terri)
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To: perfect stranger

bttt


79 posted on 04/01/2005 12:39:17 AM PST by lainde
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To: alicewonders
If being (a) on a liquid diet, and (b) unresponsive to one's estranged husband are now considered grounds for a woman's execution, wait until this news hits Beverly Hills!

My favorite line too. Ann has an uncanny ability to bring laughter to the most serious of subjects.

80 posted on 04/01/2005 3:08:32 AM PST by Vigilanteman (crime would drop like a sprung trapdoor if we brought back good old-fashioned hangings)
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