maybe this will 'doo' in the meantime
Posted on 03/29/2005 5:50:16 PM PST by Cagey
CENTER TOWNSHIP | Kenneth Nailleux wasn't happy when he opened a mail package and saw what looked and smelled just like a pile of human excrement.
Nailleux called Porter County police on Friday to report that the "Fecalgram" he received may be related to the harassment he's experienced recently in the neighborhood.
Nailleux, of Wild Rose Court, told police he was involved in the shooting of a cat belonging to his neighbor, Cresley Walker, of Hackney Lane. He told police he has never denied his actions, saying he's had problems with cats attacking the birds that use his feeders.
Since the shooting, Nailleux said he's been the victim of harassment. He also may face legal action, according to police reports.
On Friday, he reported receiving a copy of a Times newspaper article about the shooting, on which was written, "We are watching you, [expletive]."
He also reported having received a box of what appeared to be fecal matter. Police said they collected the information off the box and determined what Nailleux received was a fake pile of excrement called a Fecalgram and sold by Fecalgram.com. The cost of the product was listed as $34.95 plus $3.85 for postage.
According to the Fecalgram Web site, Fecalgrams are not made of feces, but are "as real as you're going to get ... they look, feel and smell like it." The nontoxic Fecalgrams are made with a "selected blend of pungent spices which makes them smell absolutely revolting ... it's hard to distinguish a Fecalgram from the real thing," according to the Web site.
The Web site states the company keeps the purchasers anonymous, but in rare cases may be required to turn a name over to police if the purchaser sent along a threatening message. The police report did not state what message, if any, was sent with the Fecalgram.
Police said Nailleux will report any further incidents.
Poopy Post Ping!
Where's that "Ah not this sh!t again" photo when you need it?
Wonder what it tastes like.
A FECAL GRAM????? You wouldn't sh*t me would ya?
First you say it, then you do it...
Damn!!! The things that you can do with technology today.
OK...I'll jump on the punwagon. What a sh*tty thing to do.
Do they sell those silly bumper stickers too?
Photo of Kerry?
T'is the Season. "April Fool's Day is right around the corner."
Holy Pink Flamingos!!!
Yeah. Whoever delivered it was an a-hole.
OH MY! That is even funnier!
Damn, getting dumped on like that is crappy.
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