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That would be a bad investment for me. Clocky would end up in the microwave.

1 posted on 03/26/2005 9:45:06 AM PST by srm913

I'd be the first one up on charges for "Clocky abuse".

2 posted on 03/26/2005 9:49:15 AM PST by thoughtomator

Oooh, they've got to get this thing on the market ASAP...I know 3 people who would LOVE this for Christmas. :-)

3 posted on 03/26/2005 9:51:01 AM PST by CarolTX (Onward through the fog)

To: srm913; Tijeras_Slim

Looks like something I made this morning.

4 posted on 03/26/2005 9:51:16 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

I have never understood the "need" for this sort of thing.
If people don't want to get up, why have an alarm clock at all?

5 posted on 03/26/2005 9:57:58 AM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)

I have never understood the "need" for this sort of thing.
If people don't want to get up, why have an alarm clock at all?

6 posted on 03/26/2005 9:58:05 AM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)

oh great! So it hides from me then my kitties start chasing it everywhere!

I do need one though...

7 posted on 03/26/2005 10:04:53 AM PST by Americanchild

Here's a more effective method. Feed your dogs first thing in the morning when you wake up. After a couple weeks of this you'll never oversleep again. Whether you like it or not you'll be awakened by whining dogs hungry for their breakfast.

8 posted on 03/26/2005 10:26:40 AM PST by elmer fudd

To: srm913; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...

Now who couldn't use one of these?

:-)

9 posted on 03/26/2005 11:02:41 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)

...beepbeepbeepWHACK!

...thud!thunk!thunk!thunk!thunk!...

BANG!

36 posted on 03/26/2005 3:24:16 PM PST by RichInOC (...sometimes, stupidity is its own punishment...but not as often as it should be.)

"When the alarm clock sounds again, the sleeper must get out of bed and search for it," said Gauri Nanda, a research associate at MIT.

"It" meaning "a gun". ;)

Ms Nanda gave her clock a furry covering in the hope it would look endearing and stop people throwing it out of the window in anger.

LOL. Yeah, that'll stop 'em.

Clockies could ... even gang up on a serial oversleeper by sounding their alarms simultaneously.

I just have to laugh at this.

Clocky #1: That's the fifth time this week he's overslept.
Clocky #2: I know... let's teach him a lesson.
Clocky #3: You mean... gang up on him?
Clocky #2. Yeah.
Clocky #1: Normally I don't approve of this sort of thing, but I suppose we have no choice. All right, everyone, get into formation! Be ready to use evasive maneuvers! He's not gonna like this.
Clockies 1,2,3: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Clocky #3: Run for your lives! He's coming after us!
Clocky #1: Oh no!! He got 2! Not the baseball bat! NO!!
Clocky #3: Oh, the inhumanity of it all!!!

No, I don't have anything better to do than write Clocky script scenarios. ;)

37 posted on 03/26/2005 5:20:59 PM PST by 4mycountry ("No, Samus, prioritize! Getting off of an exploding ship is more important than fighting a dragon!")

Mr. Clocky, meet Mr. Glocky.

51 posted on 03/27/2005 12:21:22 PM PST by Liberal Classic (No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi.)

That assumes you cant sleep through the alarm for two hours.

63 posted on 03/27/2005 1:41:45 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)

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