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To: srm913
"When the alarm clock sounds again, the sleeper must get out of bed and search for it," said Gauri Nanda, a research associate at MIT.

"It" meaning "a gun". ;)

Ms Nanda gave her clock a furry covering in the hope it would look endearing and stop people throwing it out of the window in anger.

LOL. Yeah, that'll stop 'em.

Clockies could ... even gang up on a serial oversleeper by sounding their alarms simultaneously.

I just have to laugh at this.

Clocky #1: That's the fifth time this week he's overslept.
Clocky #2: I know... let's teach him a lesson.
Clocky #3: You mean... gang up on him?
Clocky #2. Yeah.
Clocky #1: Normally I don't approve of this sort of thing, but I suppose we have no choice. All right, everyone, get into formation! Be ready to use evasive maneuvers! He's not gonna like this.
Clockies 1,2,3: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Clocky #3: Run for your lives! He's coming after us!
Clocky #1: Oh no!! He got 2! Not the baseball bat! NO!!
Clocky #3: Oh, the inhumanity of it all!!!

No, I don't have anything better to do than write Clocky script scenarios. ;)

37 posted on 03/26/2005 5:20:59 PM PST by 4mycountry ("No, Samus, prioritize! Getting off of an exploding ship is more important than fighting a dragon!")
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To: 4mycountry

You should draw a cartoon for this.


38 posted on 03/26/2005 5:35:32 PM PST by srm913
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To: 4mycountry

LOL, good post!


42 posted on 03/26/2005 6:59:02 PM PST by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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