Posted on 03/23/2005 7:52:01 AM PST by SmithL
God wants oil. This is the message. This is the belief. God wants more oil and also uranium and coal and iron and nuclear waste and whatever the hell else we want to pump into or out of this godforsaken lump of floating space rock. Word to the GOP.
In other words, God wants us, if the happily bleak and decidedly nasty interpretation of Bible verse currently extolled by the rabid evangelical mind-set now mauling the American political and social landscape is to be believed, to use up the Earth however we see fit and stomp all over this pointless ecological blob with our macho SUVs and manly tanks and badass army boots because it's all just one giant disposable sandbox o' fun anyway, right?
Hey, it's all part of the Master Plan to destroy the Earth and smite our enemies and hasten the arrival of the Rapture. Didn't you know?
We are all merely waiting until the Big Battle happens in Israel, the bloody clash between the True Believers and the Antichrist Heathens, to be followed immediately by Jesus gliding down on gilded wings made of fine Egyptian cotton and cheap American flags and wearing kickass robes of fire and ready to suck the true believers up to heaven through a giant Crazy Straw and wipe the whole goddamn secular slate clean. Right?
Crazy rantings, you might say.
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You've been warned.
I heard that the Carribou heards in Prudeau bay have gone from a few thousand to over 35000. They want to be warm also.
Ya think?
I don't think God hates Caribou.
I've eaten Caribou at a cook out before.
And the Caribou was the hit of the party. It tasted even better than the alligator.
I'm sure God has good taste.
dumocrat is a mental condition. This guy needs a happy pill. Obviously clinically depressed and suicidal.
What Horsesh!t.
I think the left is making entirely too much of this evangecal Christian controls the world by exercising its control over Bush. Obviously we will protect more Caribou by pumping more oil, it helped them last time. And obviously more clean nuclear generated electricity will reduce the need to burn fossil fuels. So G-d and Bush are working together on this, and the left wing has clearly been left out.
Considering the ice age killed their ancestors, warmth might be a priority for them.
Markie should just go back to his HIV-infected bathhouse and have lots more poop-sex!
Maybe God just wants lawsuits since that is all we seem to make today. How many lawsuits are being written and charged with this ANWAR issue? Thousands.
This is the first I've heard of this policy of the religious right. Can you say straw man argument? Does Morford even know what that means?
Cariboush!t?
Because they won't have anal sex with Mark Morford.
Mordor is his (her) usual self--hilarious. His rants are so ridiculous and asinine, they cause me endless pleasure to see how stupid the RATs and the MSM truly are. Mordor puts it all into words for the leftcoast to see and applaud because most of them actually believe this tripe.
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Might?
God hates caribou
because they're just rip-offs of
the majestic moose!
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