[dogbowl]

they blinded him with science!

[elli1]

Note to Self: Send Karl Rove ''Thank You'' note.

[Cicero]

Actually, I expect Arafat to emerge from his tomb any day now. Just because the French certified him dead doesn't mean that he is dead. He's just biding his time, waiting for the opportune political moment to make his appearance.

[pocat]

Somewhat-related kooky Muslim story:

I read that rumors among the insurgents in Iraq said US forces had some type of "force-field" around their equipment that deflected their Soviet-era RPG's.

The way to defeat the "force-field", goes the rumor, is to put a piece of duct tape over the nose of the warhead. However, that makes the rounds wildly inaccurate in flight.

Sound like good ol' American psyops at work to me. Anyone else heard this story?

[pissant]

Good

[Darksheare]

"It was I, Zorak! Emerald Rogue, wronger of rights, pincher of sensitive areas!" -Zorak, from Space Ghost.

[McGavin999]

OMG, these people are sick. They are seriously sick.

[Slump Tester]

I thought he had the thin man's disease.

[reagan_fanatic]

"Good Heavens, Yassir, you're dead!!"

[KarlInOhio]

You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of blindness and deafness but of stupidity. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of complete fabrication. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Palestinian Zone!

[Exit148]

Sounds good to me!

[ClockworkNinja]

Perhaps 'laser device' is their kooky way of saying 'cool Israeli poison dart gun with laser aiming module'. Or, he is just a jerk.

[Sam Cree]

You can get AIDS from a laser?

[Paleo Conservative]

I'm surprised they didn't blame President Bush, Karl Rove, Wolfowitz, or Rumsfeld for Arafat's death.

[Flavius]

Holy Crap! You could poke an eye out with this thing. The inventor, a Canadian(yipee!) says that this thing will see through items, and cause electronic devices to stop working. He calls it “Angel Light” Dr. Evil would be proud! posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 9:02 AM Yes thats the same dude with the bear suite

[Tacis]

Well, he got it half right. The Israelis did use a modified particle transmitter that "excites" a substances that is harmless unless ingested by any animal. The sytem was devised to introduce the substance in animal feed to the objects of Muslim's romance and destroy their love lives. Use against humans was always a secondary objective because of the difficulty in getting the target human to eat the damn substance.

With Arafat, certain trusted colleagues were able to get Arafat to eat chocolate covered dates (ring a bell, security folks?) laced with the substance. The cooleagues, both Reuters "journalists" in the employ of the IDF/Mossad were very well paid and reassigned to a South American capital, at least for the moment. Once Arafat had ingested the substance, massive use of the modified particle transmitter guaranteed the final result. Unbelieveably, the Palestinians shipped Arafat to a French hospital and payments to government officials at the highest level, made sure that the modified particle transmission was multiplied ten fold, hastening the end. I guess now, the true story can be told.

[Stormcrow]

These people are so moronic, it makes my head hurt.

[American in Israel]

Drug use must be common in Muslims.