Arafat Killed By High Tech Laser Attack - Envoy

Bernama.com ^ | March 19, 2005 | Feizal Samath

[dogbowl]

COLOMBO, March 19 (Bernama) -- Attallah Quiba, the Palestinian ambassador in Sri Lanka, believes that Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat was killed by unnamed Israelis using advanced technology, the Island newspaper said.

Responding to questions at a media conference in Colombo on Friday, Quiba claimed that two Israelis who met Arafat on the day he was taken sick "used a laser device to attack Arafat."

"They tried to flee after using the device but were wrestled down by the Palestinian Authority security personnel. Both men were carrying Canadian passports."

Quiba was quoted as saying the Palestinian Authority immediately informed the Israeli government of the "attempt on Arafat's life." Samples of Arafat's blood were tested in 16 countries and it was revealed that he had been poisoned by high technology, he said.

[Constitution Day]

Must every thread turn into a Schiavo discussion? Come on.

[Leo Carpathian]

laser, lazer or loser, whats da differans

[ClockworkNinja]

Perhaps 'laser device' is their kooky way of saying 'cool Israeli poison dart gun with laser aiming module'. Or, he is just a jerk.

[conservlib]

When you folks follow the systematic extermination of millions of Christians in Sudan, I promise to pay attention to the details facts of Schiavo.

[Sam Cree]

You can get AIDS from a laser?

[Constitution Day]

"You folks" ?

I followed that right here on FR, newbie.
See ya!

[Wingy]

SHOCKED that this story wasn't from DEBKA.

I'm surprised that it's not from The Onion.

[Paleo Conservative]

I'm surprised they didn't blame President Bush, Karl Rove, Wolfowitz, or Rumsfeld for Arafat's death.

[Flavius]

Holy Crap! You could poke an eye out with this thing. The inventor, a Canadian(yipee!) says that this thing will see through items, and cause electronic devices to stop working. He calls it “Angel Light” Dr. Evil would be proud! posted on Thursday, January 20, 2005 9:02 AM Yes thats the same dude with the bear suite

[conservlib]

Did you see the outcry of millions of talk radio, editorials, Joe-Six-Packs over the extermination of millions of innocent Christian Sudanese at the hands of their Muslim government? NO! I rest my case.

[Tacis]

Well, he got it half right. The Israelis did use a modified particle transmitter that "excites" a substances that is harmless unless ingested by any animal. The sytem was devised to introduce the substance in animal feed to the objects of Muslim's romance and destroy their love lives. Use against humans was always a secondary objective because of the difficulty in getting the target human to eat the damn substance.

With Arafat, certain trusted colleagues were able to get Arafat to eat chocolate covered dates (ring a bell, security folks?) laced with the substance. The cooleagues, both Reuters "journalists" in the employ of the IDF/Mossad were very well paid and reassigned to a South American capital, at least for the moment. Once Arafat had ingested the substance, massive use of the modified particle transmitter guaranteed the final result. Unbelieveably, the Palestinians shipped Arafat to a French hospital and payments to government officials at the highest level, made sure that the modified particle transmission was multiplied ten fold, hastening the end. I guess now, the true story can be told.

[cspackler]

That guy has got to be popular with the ladies...

[festus]

So they have a laser that can infect you with HIV?

No but I've heard you can catch that from a, *ahem*, "light sabre" or whatever they are calling it these days.....

[Stormcrow]

These people are so moronic, it makes my head hurt.

[FDNYRHEROES]

So they have a laser that can infect you with HIV?

No, but they have hugh lasers that will seriesly stune your beeber...

[Trajan88]

Thomas Dolby sez... "They're blinding me with SCIENCE."

Trajan88

[KingofQue]

Really it is more like point it in the opposite direction and that will defeat the force-field.

[KingofQue]

Really it is more like point it in the opposite direction and that will defeat the force-field.