[Mack the knife]

You forgot the most important one:

A Liberal is someone who says they want to do good with other people's money. (Some truly believe this, others simply say so in order to gain power.)

[MikeHu]

Simply put,

A liberal is a person who's just confused -- because he can't discriminate one thing from anything else.

[Mulch]

The hallmark standard of the liberal is to do the very thing they say is wrong. Your example of affirmative action stands as an example of that. Abortion is another.

[TBP]

Is there a link to this? I'd like to share it with some of my liberal friends.

[steenkeenbadges]

A liberal possesses an unnatural fear of self-reliance - in anyone.

A liberal wants to "tax the rich" yet hide their tax returns on their own riches.

A liberal believes starvation and dehydration are "painless" and "dignified" - yet screams foul in the case of Abu Graib, death row felons, or any terrorist prisoners.

A liberal has designer babies that are lovingly chronicled in ultrasound images - but only the ones didn't abort.

[steenkeenbadges]

Opposition is always the "religious right", but they can never be called by their true description - "liberal left" without crying foul.

[AQGeiger]

"Liberal: A power-worshipper without power."

-George Orwell

[Darkwolf377]

A liberal is someone who prizes intellectualism yet bases his opinions on emotion.

[loborojo]

A liberal is also someone who wants all my money because they think that they can make more intelligent decisions with it than I will.

[BigFreddie]

Here is an even easier definition: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3314246

[meandog]

Liberal Defined...as in typical DU member

[M-cubed]

The difference between a liberal and a conservative:
A conservative bases his politics on his morals
A liberal bases his morals on his politics...Hence the ends always justifies the means

[StoneGiant]

I am sure there are more examples that could be listed, but I believe that the foregoing gives you an idea. The good news for Republicans is that liberals, such as Howard Dean, are about to assume the organizational helm of the Democratic Party. It can only be hoped that Mr. Dean will rely on the likes of Sen. Kennedy, Boxer, Levin and Clinton to formulate the Democratic platform, for that will assure a Republican victory.

 

 

[GOPJ]

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[libs_kma]

We give them way more credit than they deserve. They LOVE it that we JUST call them liberals.

The term 'liberal' is too nice sounding for what they really are and they are being given a pass. They define themselves as liberals and we are all too willing to accomodate their sugar-coated label.

They are communists, sometimes socialists, vile, disgusting, evil human beings.

[Still Thinking]

Liberal: IQ < heart rate?