DFU SONG: It Must Have Been Love (eewwwww...Robert Byrd is the love of Barbara Boxer's life)

DFU SONGS | 3-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE

West Virginia...California...we have been a perfect team
We've been Senate colleagues...for several years now
Every day he...drinks Jim Beam...drinks Jim Beam

He's so old, but I don't care...not at all

The love of my life...that is Robert Byrd
The love of my life...I know that sounds absurd
The love of my life...that is Robert Byrd
My panties are wet when his sweet voice is heard

In his condo after dinner, I will let him rub my feet
He goes to the closet...and presto change-o
He's appearing in a sheet

He is so old...I do not care...no, not at all

The love of my life...that is Robert Byrd
Love of my life...I know that sounds absurd
The love of my life...that is Robert Byrd
He gets my panties wet...he gets my panties wet

(musical break)

The love of my life...that is Robert Byrd
The love of my life...I know that sounds absurd
The love of my life...that is Robert Byrd
Oh, my panties get very wet...when his voice is heard

I swear they get really wet..when I'm hearing his voice
I have tried to stay calm but he's so hot
That I just do not have a choice

The love of my life...that is Robert Byrd
I know that sounds absurd...I know that sounds absurd
I can't help it
I love Robert Byrd
I love Robert Byrd
I love Robert

[doug from upland]

NOPE....I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP....YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP

[Clemenza]

I personally prefer a Crisco wrestling match between Bea Arthur and Helen Thomas myself...

[Kirkwood]

I thought she had the hots for Kerry... my how fickle!

[doug from upland]

Pinging the song list.

[bmwcyle]

Just soiled sheets.

[StarFan]

Thanks for the link or my head would have gone bald from scratching it.

Boxer also announced that she doesn't recognize Republican Sen. Arlen Specter as the legitimate chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, and instead takes her marching orders from ranking Democrat Pat "Leaky" Leahy.

This coming from the same woman who accuses our President/party of not reaching across the aisle. What an embarrassment she is.

[doug from upland]

The website is up! http://www.rightwingparodies.com

[StarFan]

I recognize most on the cover but who is the woman between X42 and Kerry -- Babs Byrd?

[doug from upland]

That woman with the frizzy lifeless hair is Barbara Boxer. Her song is fun ---

Her name's Barbara Boxer, she's a whiny little witch
She is their brand new attack dog
As the most obnoxious senator she’s found her niche