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`Virgin' roasting pan serves up its last supper
Boston Herald ^ | Wednesday, March 16, 2005 | Marie Szaniszlo

Posted on 03/16/2005 12:12:51 PM PST by Radix

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To: Radix

It looks more like Flipper than the Virgin Mary!


21 posted on 03/16/2005 12:33:00 PM PST by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: Radix
Why is a good Catholic girl living in a sinful relationship with her "fiance"?

God is going to bless that household? I think...NOT
22 posted on 03/16/2005 12:35:01 PM PST by politicket
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To: Radix
I'm very interested in these types of stories. They add fuel to the fire of my ambition to found my very own cult.

I've seen a few episodes of "Biography" over the past couple of weeks, and the theme has been "Notorious" and quite a few cult leaders have been profiled.

It is now clear to me that people will believe absolutely anything. In the spirit of capitalism, I intend to cash in.

If you are wobbly in your faith, and need my absolute guarantee that you'll make it into heaven, please send me your entire life savings, and I'll see to it that you're in.

Also, it will please the Lord if you deliver your women to me for my gratification.

23 posted on 03/16/2005 12:41:09 PM PST by TontoKowalski
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To: eyespysomething

What are these people smokin? Mary on a grilled cheese sandwich that has been hanging around for ten years, now the Virgin and child on a burnt roasting pan!


24 posted on 03/16/2005 12:41:32 PM PST by brooklyn dave
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To: TBall

Hey I see Tiny Tim with his ukelele and can actually hear him if I put my ear close enough singing "Tiptoe through the Tulips"


25 posted on 03/16/2005 12:42:47 PM PST by brooklyn dave
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To: brooklyn dave

I'm going to go through my stuff at home to see what miraculous images I can find. Maybe my house is a mecca for religious symbols on ordinary household items!! I could be rich!!

Beverly Hills, here I come. Swimmin' pools, movie stars!


26 posted on 03/16/2005 12:46:25 PM PST by eyespysomething (Vous pouvez vous rendre au garde de securite!)
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To: sierrahome

After viewing the photo of Susan McGuiness, I can easily understand why she is still a virgin!


27 posted on 03/16/2005 12:47:50 PM PST by albee (A paranoid schizophrenic is somebody who just found out what is going on.)
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To: G.Mason

yes, she is looking pathetically for something to show the world how special she is. i wasn't commetning on her appearance.


28 posted on 03/16/2005 12:50:52 PM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: Radix
I had a taco shell that looked like Jesus if I squinted at it in the chrome mirror of my car fender.
29 posted on 03/16/2005 12:54:19 PM PST by Drango (All my ideas, good or bad, are stolen from other FReepers)
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To: TBall

Nope, hell Ray Charles could see that thats a perfect representation of the Virgin Mary with a pancake on her head eating a grilled cheese sandwich.


30 posted on 03/16/2005 1:29:07 PM PST by skimbell
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To: Radix

It's a crackpot's crockpot.


31 posted on 03/16/2005 1:33:05 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: camle
"yes, she is looking pathetically for something to show the world how special she is. i wasn't commetning on her appearance."

I had realized that.

I chose to use your words to make my point.

Much like a ramora hitches a ride on larger fish to get the sharks to feed.

32 posted on 03/16/2005 4:22:35 PM PST by G.Mason ("People lose teeth talking like that. If you want to hang around, you'll be polite" : Sam Spade)
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To: Radix

I don't see it. Blew it up, and still didn't see it.

Maybe, being as she is living in sin with her "fiance", she doesn't really know what The Madonna looks like.


33 posted on 03/16/2005 4:40:19 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (The world needs more horses, and fewer Jackasses!)
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