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Dish It Out, Ladies (Maureen Dowd Barf Alert!)
New York Times ^ | 3/13/05 | Maureen Dowd

Posted on 03/12/2005 3:01:21 PM PST by wagglebee

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To: deepFR

41 posted on 03/12/2005 3:33:19 PM PST by GRRRRR (America the Wonderful! Optimism beats Pessimism Every Time!)
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To: wagglebee

I would love it if on Monday a studio announces a new version of "The Avengers" starring Catherine Zeta-Jones.


42 posted on 03/12/2005 3:33:36 PM PST by Miss Marple
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To: wagglebee

When I need to work up my nerve to write a tough column, I try to think of myself as Emma Peel in a black leather catsuit...
 

...and this is when I vomited and couldn't continue reading the article.


43 posted on 03/12/2005 3:34:59 PM PST by Fintan (Am I indecisive? Well, yes and no...)
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To: wagglebee
Given the right lighting and makeup artists, CZJ IS stunning; however, points are subtracted for whom she married and how she looks without a cast of thousands spackling upon her (did you see those telephoto pictures of her and michael taken right after her last child was born???).
44 posted on 03/12/2005 3:38:28 PM PST by E=MC<sup>2</sup> (...And on the 666th day, satan created the demonrat party.)
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To: E=MC<sup>2</sup>
Well, given anything but the total absense of light, MoDo is an absolute beast . . . and that is before she opens her mouth!
45 posted on 03/12/2005 3:41:05 PM PST by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: wagglebee

LOL! Compared to modo, a warthog in drag looks good!


46 posted on 03/12/2005 3:42:21 PM PST by E=MC<sup>2</sup> (...And on the 666th day, satan created the demonrat party.)
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To: wagglebee; Iowa Granny
Every now and again, a writer comes up with a mental image that makes you jump back and say, "Whoa!" Maureen Dowd just did that with her reference to Emma Peel in black leather, with a self-reference.

Recall Emma Peel (Diana Rigg) in that outfit in "The Hellfire Club" episode of

The Avengers. Now that was a moment of perfection. Same with Julie Newmar as the original Cat Woman. Or if your memory goes way back, the same Julie Newmar as "Stupifyin' Jones" in Li'l Abner.

But Maureen Dowd in a black leather suit? Talk about putting lipstick on a pig! Whoa!

Might as well go whole hog imagine Helen Thomas in black leather. (Profound apologies to anyone who's just eaten.)

But Dowd does perform an inadvertent public service in this column. With a blazing lack of self-awareness, she defines herself precisely. She is a harridan. And even the olf French basis for that word also fits her like the collar on a dray horse hauling ice in the turn of the century streets of New York.

While she complains about the lack of female writers, she still holds down a writing slot that ought to belong to a real writer. Michelle Malkin comes to mind.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "NASCAR Lessons for Democrats"

47 posted on 03/12/2005 3:43:55 PM PST by Congressman Billybob (Proud to be a FORMER member of the Bar of the US Supreme Court since July, 2004.)
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To: wagglebee

The Ever Lovely Mrs. Peel

Mo Dowd

You Decide !!! . . . ROFLMAO !!!


48 posted on 03/12/2005 3:44:31 PM PST by GravityFree ( Death is not the end, nor the beginning of the end, but only the end of the beginning ! ! !)
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To: wagglebee
As a young boy I knew Emma Peel (on TV), and you my dear Maureen, are no Emma Peel!
49 posted on 03/12/2005 3:44:56 PM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: Congressman Billybob
Might as well go whole hog imagine Helen Thomas in black leather.

And with that, you have won to gold medal for the single most disgusting mental image ever!

50 posted on 03/12/2005 3:46:38 PM PST by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: Crawdad
Your tagline reminds me of a famous quote by Alexander Dumas le fils. It was, "Every generality is false, including this one."

Billybob

51 posted on 03/12/2005 3:48:33 PM PST by Congressman Billybob (Proud to be a FORMER member of the Bar of the US Supreme Court since July, 2004.)
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To: Lizavetta
Why do women need to be found and nurtured? Are they too weak to get on the op-ed pages and fight for it like men do? I thought women were THE SAME and JUST AS CAPABLE as men.

Maybe MoDo should just throw up her hands and have a sex change operation.

52 posted on 03/12/2005 3:49:52 PM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all things that need to be done need to be done by the government.)
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To: wagglebee
This is my favorite:


53 posted on 03/12/2005 3:50:48 PM PST by raybbr
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To: Jim Noble

Nice E-Type


54 posted on 03/12/2005 3:51:07 PM PST by AntiBurr ("You cannot play the song of freedom on an instrument of oppression! "--- S. Lec)
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To: wagglebee
Thang Q verry much. I wondered about posting that up. But there's good perfection, and bad perfection. Heck, the opening was there, and I took the shot.

Billybob
55 posted on 03/12/2005 3:52:05 PM PST by Congressman Billybob (Proud to be a FORMER member of the Bar of the US Supreme Court since July, 2004.)
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To: wagglebee
Out of what will soon be eight Times Op-Ed columnists - nine, counting the public editor - I'm the only woman.

Hmmm... Could you be the token woman Mo, like thanks to affirmative action type policies.

But I have no doubt there are plenty of brilliant women who would bring grace and guts to our nation's op-ed pages..[Snip].... We just need to find and nurture them

No MoDo we don't. Only if they are liberal wilting flowers like you, otherwise there is no shortage, or need to nurture: Coultler, Malkin, Charen, Chavez, King (Florence) etcccc. Your stupid editors need only open their minds.

56 posted on 03/12/2005 3:53:11 PM PST by beckaz
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To: Congressman Billybob

Well, every once in a while it's a good idea to make sure my gag reflex is still working!


57 posted on 03/12/2005 3:54:57 PM PST by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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58 posted on 03/12/2005 3:55:59 PM PST by Archytekt
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To: wagglebee
I have no doubt there are plenty of brilliant women who would bring grace and guts to our nation's op-ed pages

Dear Maureen, why can't a woman be more like a man?

59 posted on 03/12/2005 3:56:38 PM PST by Thommas (The snout of the camel is in the tent...)
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To: wagglebee

60 posted on 03/12/2005 3:59:15 PM PST by John Lenin (A little anarchy and it's curtains)
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