SLOW FRIDAY NEWS VANITY: Help Xenalyte build a Lara Croft outfit!

yesterday's Angelina Jolie Bi thread ^ | 3/11/05 | me myself and I

[Xenalyte]

Okay, FReepers, here's the deal.

The Xena thing has been done, and quite well if I do say so myself. It's time to find something new, and I think I've found it . . . Lara Croft.

I'm putting out a call to all FReepers who might a) know where to get what I'm looking for or b) be interested in a thread that will very likely be SBR fodder within 30 seconds of posting.

[Tax-chick]

Thanks. Can't say I love it, but the outfit looks better than the one from the movie.

[TheOtherOne]

Don't forget the belt buckle!

[Tax-chick]

Brown hair. It's a wonder she doesn't topple over forward, though. Think she's wearing golf shoes?

[finnman69]

[TheOtherOne]

[Oberon]

Rhona Mitra is the ORIGINAL Lara Croft.

Which proves I'm a geek. =]

[Flyer]

Game Laura. (not the image below, but the one you posted)

You gonna change your screen name??

[Argh]

Where's the option with lots of decolletage?

[AmishDude]

Well...how much silicone can you obtain?

[longtermmemmory]

Game Laura for certain.

I want to know if that auto clip loader is real or a movie wishful though.

[Flyer]

You gonna change your screen name??

Lauralyte?

[Xenalyte]

Who needs silicone when you have tube socks and a Wonderbra?

[hattend]

Game Laura gets my vote

[Billthedrill]

Dunno about the outfit, but if you do decide to do 30-foot backflips with a pistol in each hand, please remember to keep your fingers off the triggers. How movie Lara managed not to kill everyone on the set is a mystery to me...

Oh, and the animated 50-foot, eight-armed idol with the clubs in each hand? Ebay.

[AmishDude]

Who needs silicone when you have tube socks and a Wonderbra?

I feel the same way about rolls of quarters and boxer-briefs.

[pissant]

Who gets to pick out the chick to be your new squeeze. Afterall, you have to play the whole part. ;0}

[stylin_geek]

The outfit will not be complete without a matched set of these:

[thoughtomator]

Of all the images on this thread, the very first one you posted is the best.

It looks like you can do pretty much anything you like with the belt buckle as long as it's medium sized and gold (though I see in some of these pics there's no buckle at all).

Don't imitate the Jolie version, that style is custom to her personally.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Who needs silicone when you have tube socks and a Wonderbra?"

That is what you call a false advertisement.

[keysguy]

Are those things.....