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SLOW FRIDAY NEWS VANITY: Help Xenalyte build a Lara Croft outfit!
yesterday's Angelina Jolie Bi thread ^ | 3/11/05 | me myself and I

Posted on 03/11/2005 9:35:32 AM PST by Xenalyte

Okay, FReepers, here's the deal.

The Xena thing has been done, and quite well if I do say so myself. It's time to find something new, and I think I've found it . . . Lara Croft.

I'm putting out a call to all FReepers who might a) know where to get what I'm looking for or b) be interested in a thread that will very likely be SBR fodder within 30 seconds of posting.


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To: Xenalyte; presidio9

Presidio9 did it in post #157. That made it official. Now there's no telling how far this will go. Belly girl is certainly next. Then all of you will have a big cyber-catfight as to which AmishDude is worthy of. AmishDude will have to break it up and give a little attention to all of the FReeper hotties. AmishDude knows his duty.


181 posted on 03/22/2005 7:05:05 PM PST by AmishDude (The Clown Prince-in-a-can of Free Republic!)
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To: Xenalyte; presidio9

Presidio9 did it in post #157. That made it official. Now there's no telling how far this will go. Belly girl is certainly next. Then all of you will have a big cyber-catfight as to which AmishDude is worthy of. AmishDude will have to break it up and give a little attention to all of the FReeper hotties. AmishDude knows his duty.


182 posted on 03/22/2005 7:05:08 PM PST by AmishDude (The Clown Prince-in-a-can of Free Republic!)
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To: Xenalyte

I'm still trying to figure out who Tom Braider is.


183 posted on 03/22/2005 7:06:12 PM PST by Flyer (* https://dahtcom.nameservices.net *)
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To: AmishDude

I did that double post on purpose so that the FReeper hotties wouldn't have to reply to the same message. The first is for blondes, the second for brunettes. Redheads -- PM me.


184 posted on 03/22/2005 7:07:03 PM PST by AmishDude (The Clown Prince-in-a-can of Free Republic!)
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To: Xenalyte

I claim no responsibility for WHEELOFLIPS, THIGHHOLSTER, LARACROFT, TOMBRAIDER, or ANGELINAJOLIE. On the remainder, I exercise my rights under the Fifth. :)

Ah, hell, might as well exercise `em under a quart, it's Wednesday.


185 posted on 03/22/2005 7:57:55 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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To: finnman69
How about Aeryn Sun?

I always thought Claudia Black would have made a better Lara Croft and she wouldn't have had to fake the accent as much (Australian to British)

186 posted on 03/22/2005 8:02:08 PM PST by hattend (Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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To: Xenalyte
Oh, this was supposed to be serious!

Well, then how about something retro:

Or double retro:


What a lousy show that was! Only two things kept it on the air, and they held up Miss Carter's outfit.

I seem to remember her being bigger...

187 posted on 03/22/2005 8:21:33 PM PST by Argh
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To: Argh
I seem to remember her being bigger...

You just needed to find the right pictures.

This one makes me laugh out loud. Unintentional porn factor=8.

188 posted on 03/22/2005 8:43:41 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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To: LibertarianInExile

I guess I should have looked harder.


189 posted on 03/23/2005 1:10:25 AM PST by Argh
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To: Argh
I guess I should have looked harder.

You'll probably look harder after you've been checking out this thread a while anyway. ; )

190 posted on 03/23/2005 2:07:52 AM PST by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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To: LibertarianInExile; Argh

Wonder Woman! oh the memories...lasso me with that golden rope and make me tell the truth all day and all night...
LOL!


191 posted on 03/23/2005 2:27:54 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Grateful Heart Tour 2005)
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To: Liberty Valance

When I was a teenager, I always imagined how that introduction would go:

WW: Wha...how...where have you been? You're the man I've been waiting for all my life!
Me: [in Leisure Suit Larry voice] You're calling yourself Wonder Woman, sweetcakes? I got your Paradise Island right here, little Princess. And you'll be riding on the Invisible Jet of love, baby...

...okay, that probably isn't appropriate for FR. : )


192 posted on 03/23/2005 2:56:07 AM PST by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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To: Xenalyte
For the record, I am laughing so hard at the keywords that I can't catch my breath.

Dagnabbit! Now how am I going to find the posts about Tom Braider?

193 posted on 03/23/2005 3:34:57 AM PST by Gondring (They can have my Bill of Rights when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!)
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To: Flyer

You beat me!


194 posted on 03/23/2005 3:46:06 AM PST by Gondring (They can have my Bill of Rights when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!)
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To: Gondring

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one with eyes that saw it that way.

Tom Braider rocks!


195 posted on 03/23/2005 4:02:15 AM PST by Flyer (* https://dahtcom.nameservices.net *)
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To: hattend
Aeryn Sun

Also an excellent idea! (Did you see Claudia on Stargate a little while back? Rumor is that with Ben Browder joining the show next year, they're certainly going to bring her character back at least once...)

196 posted on 03/23/2005 4:20:26 AM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: rabidralph
What a great idea. You go, girl. Shoes and other accessories at Brigade Quartermasters.com

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You know, you may be the only person to recognize the importance of correct footwear for Lara.

What's up, ladies? This is the second most important piece of the costume (after the pistols, that is!).

197 posted on 03/23/2005 4:59:34 AM PST by trisham (choose life!)
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To: finnman69

Aeon Flux!? Whoa, that takes me back to my teenage years. I wonder how surreal they're going to make the movie. The cartoon was pretty weird.


198 posted on 03/23/2005 6:30:22 AM PST by Pyro7480 ("All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - Tolkien)
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To: LibertarianInExile

The original Lara was an eye-opener!


199 posted on 03/23/2005 8:38:22 AM PST by Argh
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To: trisham

If your feet ain't happy, the rest of you ain't gonna be happy. I ahve a pair of these and they are quite comfy, once they're broken in.


200 posted on 03/23/2005 10:00:56 AM PST by rabidralph ("I want that."--Wife in Napoleon Dynamite)
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