Car-Bomber Bumper Stickers

IMAO.us ^ | 3/9/05 | Harvey

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Car-Bomber Bumper Stickers Posted by Harvey at 05:11 PM | TrackBack (2) (A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)

With all the crazy action going on over in Iraq, it's hard to tell friend from foe. Let's say you're manning a checkpoint and a car comes careening up toward you. You have no idea whether it's a suicidal car-bomber, an innocent (if somewhat communist) Italian journalist, or simply just another Ahmed Lunchpail in a hurry to get home for a nooner.

Wouldn't it be nice if there were an easy way to tell them apart so you wouldn't accidentally open fire on the last example and risk losing the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people? Well, it turns out there's an easy way to spot the bad guys - just read the bumper stickers! If you see one that's even remotely like the ones I list in the extended entry, then fire at will:

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* Driver carries less than 20 pounds of explosives.

* Visualize whirled pieces.

* It could be worse.... at least I'm not a postal worker.

* This car runs like crap because Halliburton stole my oil!

* I support the troops - by giving them something to shoot at.

* You can have my detonator when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

* Don't shoot! I'm not a commie Italian journalist!

* I'm not playing with myself, I'm adjusting my bomb belt.

* 72 Virgins taxi service.

* I sure hope these voices in my head are Allah!

* Kerry-Edwards '04

* Trust me, you DON'T want to be tailgating.

* Mary Kay Burkha Babe Bomber Brigade (pink Cadillacs only)

* You think it's hot in the DESERT? Try being in my CAR in 5 minutes!

* If you had six wives, you'd be on this mission, too.

* My other car is an IED.

* CAUTION: Delivery vehicle. Watch for frequent stops. And sudden explosions.

* I {heart) the UN.

* How's my driving? Call 1-800-BLOWDUP.

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[There's more in the comments section at the link. *snicker*]

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[kevkrom]

* Kerry-Edwards '04

So true...

[newgeezer]

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[TXBSAFH]

I saw this sticker on a car, I heart Explosives.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Cheech & Chong: "Don't Shoot! I'll give you my grass, man"

[DaoPian]

Muslim Extremists Do It With a Bang

[biblewonk]

I like Kerry Edwards 04 the best.

[Professional Engineer]

heh heh heh

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Allah Co-pilot.

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The one I'd like to get for my SUV is "I § SEALS."

[bmwcyle]

I don't break for anything.

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"ALLAH IS MY CO-BOMBER"

[Doctor Stochastic]

Bomb on Board
This car may suffer from premature detonation.
We set you up the bomb.
Chitty Chitty Bang BANG!
Deconstructionism Rules

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[Onelifetogive]

If this car's a blastin', don't come askin'.....

[Horatio Gates]

I love IMAO! I was just there and posted a feeble one.

Yes, that is det cord in my pants and I'm not glad to see you.

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We set you up the bomb.

LOL!

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Yes, that is det cord in my pants and I'm not glad to see you.

I like it.

[Onelifetogive]

My Child is an Honor Student at Damascus Madrasah.