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Serbian Secret Agents Steal Fingers from Wax Figures in Madam Tussaud's Museum in London
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| BGT: 09 Mar 2005 | 22:26
Posted on 03/09/2005 12:38:13 PM PST by mark502inf
9 March 2005 | 16:09 | London. Serbian secret agents have stolen fingers from the wax figures in the wax museum of Madam Tussaud in London, announced the Macedonian agency Makfax. The agents were assigned a special mission by the Deputy Minister of Culture of Serbia Vladimir Tomcic. Their task was to look at the figures in the museum in London and to take a small part of wax from them. Tomcic owns the Serbian wax museum and wanted to check whether his figures are up to the quality of these in the London museum of Madam Tussaud. The two agents decided to return with real proof and chipped off the fingers from the figures of Churchill, Roosevelt, or Stalin. The agents were caught on site. The museum will raise no charges against them since the accident acts as a good piece of advertisement.
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: balkans; london; secretagents; serbia; uk; waxfingers
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Good Morning, Mr. Agentovic. The mission for you and your team is to travel to London, enter undetected into Madam Tussaud's Wax Museum, remove the fingers from Stalin & Churchill & Roosevelt, then return them to me. As usual, should you or any member of your team be discovered, the Serbian Deputy Minister of Culture will disavow any knowledge of the operation. Good luck.
To: mark502inf
Being a secret agent ain't what it used to be.
To: mark502inf
The "bird" fingers no doubt?
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:40:01 PM PST
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: mark502inf
I hope they used the Cone of Silence when discussing this mission. Whoops!!! Gotta go my shoe is ringing.
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:40:41 PM PST
by
hflynn
To: Modernman
An early contender for stupid human trick of the year!
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:42:23 PM PST
by
BroncosFan
("It's worse than a crime - it's a mistake." Talleyrand.)
To: mark502inf
When they are done with them they can give them to
this guy.
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:42:42 PM PST
by
jwalburg
(Those buried included children still clutching toys)
To: mark502inf
I'd like to see some of the neat gadgets these guys must carry with them. Rocket shoes? Invisible cream? Watches that can make time stand still? Who knows?
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:44:11 PM PST
by
Jaysun
(I'd ask them to kiss my ass, but I can't trust them not to bite.)
To: mark502inf
The pinky fingers I presume
To: mark502inf
You couldn't make up stuff this peculiar.
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:46:01 PM PST
by
Dr. Zzyzx
To: mark502inf
The Serbians could have used those finger chomping chimps from the news a few days ago. They'd have brought back fingers, noses, buttocks, cheeks.....
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:46:17 PM PST
by
Sax
To: AdmSmith
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:47:39 PM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
To: mark502inf
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:48:38 PM PST
by
Ellesu
To: mark502inf
Thank god the wax J LO is safe:
To: mark502inf
The head of Serbian Intelligence has issued the following worldwide directive:
"All You Fingers Are Belong to US! Mark your time!"
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:49:46 PM PST
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: mark502inf
They should have asked for someone to give them a hand.
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:50:37 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
To: TheOtherOne
How can you tell it's wax?
To: Dr. Zzyzx
I know--the headline sort of leaps out at you.
To: thoughtomator
How can you tell it's wax? The old guy is not that fast!
To: nuconvert; Destro
I better ping some experts...
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:55:07 PM PST
by
AdmSmith
To: BroncosFan
This must be some weird hazing ritual for the new Serbian Secret Agents.
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posted on
03/09/2005 12:56:46 PM PST
by
Modernman
("Normally, I don't listen to women, or doctors." - Captain Hero)
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