[mark502inf]

Good Morning, Mr. Agentovic. The mission for you and your team is to travel to London, enter undetected into Madam Tussaud's Wax Museum, remove the fingers from Stalin & Churchill & Roosevelt, then return them to me. As usual, should you or any member of your team be discovered, the Serbian Deputy Minister of Culture will disavow any knowledge of the operation. Good luck.

[flying Elvis]

Being a secret agent ain't what it used to be.

[lilylangtree]

The "bird" fingers no doubt?

[hflynn]

I hope they used the Cone of Silence when discussing this mission. Whoops!!! Gotta go my shoe is ringing.

[jwalburg]

When they are done with them they can give them to this guy.

[Jaysun]

I'd like to see some of the neat gadgets these guys must carry with them. Rocket shoes? Invisible cream? Watches that can make time stand still? Who knows?

[flying Elvis]

The pinky fingers I presume

[Dr. Zzyzx]

You couldn't make up stuff this peculiar.

[Sax]

The Serbians could have used those finger chomping chimps from the news a few days ago. They'd have brought back fingers, noses, buttocks, cheeks.....

[nuconvert]

pong

[Ellesu]

[TheOtherOne]

Thank god the wax J LO is safe:

[Frank_Discussion]

The head of Serbian Intelligence has issued the following worldwide directive:

"All You Fingers Are Belong to US! Mark your time!"

[cripplecreek]

They should have asked for someone to give them a hand.

[Rebelbase]

"The museum will raise no charges against them since the accident acts as a good piece of advertisement."

British tolerance astounds me.

Watched one of those British COPS shows once where they chased down a motorcyclist weaving, insane speeds, near wrecks etc.

When the cops finally go him to pull over they gave him a "good talking to", wrote him a ticket and let him go.

Here in the US they guy would have been tackled off his bike and maced before being cuffed.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Accept no substitutes.

[sockmonkey]

I watch MI-5 on A&E, but so far none of their assignments have involved stopping secret agents from stealing wax fingers at Madame Tussaud's.

[montyspython]

"remove the fingers from Stalin"

They probably wanted to compare Stalin's middle finger to Tito's so that they could determine as to who was more adept at screwing the locals.