Posted on 03/07/2005 2:30:47 PM PST by Registered
Edited on 03/08/2005 9:14:09 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
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Seperated at birth?
OMG. What a thing to see just before dinner, LOL! Good job.
The Martha/Michael morph kind of looks like Farrah Fawcett after way too much plastic surgery.
Hey, didn't I see that on the Thriller video way long ago?
OH....MY....GOD!
That's extrememly disturbing
"I wish I could ping Brit Hume on this one"
I know he just went through major surgery, but when he feels up to it, perhaps Tony Snow could pass it on? ;)
Actually I've been watching Turner Classics - all the old b/w movies. The other day I watched Rebecca, The Philadelphia Story, and Casablanca - one right after the other. And Michael Jackson, Martha, nor the BTK guy did not star in any of them.
FOX needs to get over these people - we just don't care that much.
Revolting
Was going to pass it by......
Saw Registered...
I knew it would be great,as always,it is..
Thanks
OMG! hahaha that is GREAT Nice work!
Actually, Hume is fine. Snow had the surgery.
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But I like it... Heh heh heh.
LET IT GO!!
Nice work!
Michael Jackson Admits Plastic Surgery; France Unconvinced
--Chirac Demands More Time for U.N. Face Inspectors
At the United Nations today, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell offered what he called "conclusive proof" that the singer Michael Jackson has had plastic surgery, but failed to convince France.
In his presentation, Powell first showed two photos of Jackson, taken in 1979 and 2003, to illustrate the dramatic transformation of the singer's face from human to Halloween mask.
As Security Council members watched intently, Powell then played a tape of a recent court appearance by Jackson, during which the tip of his nose appeared to fall from his face and onto the floor.
Finally, Powell played a tape of the ABC program "20/20" in which Jackson admitted he had plastic surgery, after which a visibly frustrated Powell turned to the ambassador from France and asked, "How much more freaking proof do you clowns need?"
While the French ambassador did not respond, impassively sipping on a glass of red wine while reading a book by Camus, later in the day French President Jacques Chirac had harsh words for Powell, saying that the Secretary of State "had proved nothing."
President Chirac added that the United Nations should grant its official face inspection team more time to look at Jackson's head to determine whether the singer had plastic surgery or not.
In related news, President Chirac said the U.S. had failed to show convincing proof that Jennifer Lopez has a big ass.
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