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Every guy out in Freeperland is now looking at their hands.
1 posted on 03/05/2005 5:48:54 AM PST by Pharmboy
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Yep, big ratio here, and I am competitive, aggressive when necessary and warlike when called for. Just a guy, it is how we are supposed to be.


58 posted on 03/05/2005 6:41:40 AM PST by ExpatGator (Bathed in testosterone since 1961.)
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Who has that photo of John Kerry and his very looooong finger, pointing at something? Exactly which finger was that?


65 posted on 03/05/2005 6:51:09 AM PST by i_dont_chat
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My second finger and fourth finger are precisely the same length...I'll be glad to either discuss it with you or kick your butt!


69 posted on 03/05/2005 6:56:27 AM PST by snarks_when_bored
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And violent criminals have a new excuse to relieve them of any responsibility for their own actions.

The new defense will be Long Finger Syndrome. Wonder how long it will be before a lawyer tries it?

Even scarier....how long will it be before there is discussion of how to control the amount of testerone a fetus is exposed to in the womb? Will there be calls for protection of hyper-testosterone exposed fetuses from abortion? Probably NOT!



72 posted on 03/05/2005 6:57:34 AM PST by kalee (Kalee's Tinfoil Bonnets, purveyor of stylish tinfoil millinery since 2000.)
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My second finger is shorter than the fourth, but I can still get my gloves on. On the other hand, I've never been able to wear boxers.


74 posted on 03/05/2005 7:02:36 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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My left hand qualifies as very aggressive, but my right hand is normal. I guess I'm supposed to go try to beat the daylights out of someone with my dominant arm tied behind my back.........


77 posted on 03/05/2005 7:08:50 AM PST by awelliott
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Every guy out in Freeperland is now looking at their hands.

Yep! And I just discovered something. On my left hand the ring finger is slightly longer than the index finger, but on the right hand it is slightly shorter. Does that indicate I’m well balanced?
But they have been broken so many times that they are a bit crooked and hard to measure.
81 posted on 03/05/2005 7:16:47 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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And all this time I just thought is was an indicator of how long one's slong was.


82 posted on 03/05/2005 7:17:01 AM PST by rbg81
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Yep, and none of the women are. Objective achieved.


88 posted on 03/05/2005 7:24:31 AM PST by DoughtyOne (US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
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From the Aberdeen Bestiary...

"The first, the thumb, pollex, is so called because it surpasses, pollere, the others in strength and power.
"The second finger, index, is also known as salutaris or demonstratorius, the greeting or indicating finger, because we generally use it in greeting, showing or pointing.
"The third finger is called impudicus, lewd; it is frequently used to express the pursuit of something shameful.
"The fourth is the ring finger, anularis, because it is the on which a ring is worn.
"The fifth finger is called auricularis, because we scrape our ear, auris, with it."

91 posted on 03/05/2005 7:27:34 AM PST by Graymatter
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Congratulations!

Reading your post and seeing Lazamataz's reply, gave me an indication of great entertainment ahead.

After taking care of a few chores, I come back to find it has more than lived up to my original assessment.

Well done! ;)

97 posted on 03/05/2005 7:43:25 AM PST by G.Mason ("If you are broken It is because you are brittle" ... K.Hepburn, The Lion In Winter)
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Every guy out in Freeperland is now looking at their hands.

Followed by grabbing their package, saying "Aarrrgh," and then scratching their armpit.

Men are so predictable.

101 posted on 03/05/2005 7:47:55 AM PST by Nita Nupress
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An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum...


109 posted on 03/05/2005 8:05:45 AM PST by csvset
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Phrenology returns. (study of bumps on the head)

People get paid for this manure?


110 posted on 03/05/2005 8:07:40 AM PST by longtermmemmory (VOTE!)
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Conversely those with the second and forth fingers of equal length are prone to PMS, require 80 pairs of shoes and matching curtains with towels.

(sarc off)
111 posted on 03/05/2005 8:17:42 AM PST by Smartaleck
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This is preposterous. This is palm reading. Next they will survey psychology students on the meaning of goat entrails and use them to predict global mean temperature.
121 posted on 03/05/2005 11:09:03 AM PST by JasonC
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In the words of WWF's Kurt Angle....

Oh it's true!! It's damn true!!!

122 posted on 03/05/2005 11:11:41 AM PST by Dan from Michigan (Living in the reddest county in East Michigan)
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Wow! And all this time I thought the size of a man's hands represented something else....


124 posted on 03/05/2005 1:58:32 PM PST by missyme (imho)
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I hope wood-shop teachers were excluded from this research.


128 posted on 03/06/2005 10:08:34 AM PST by hollywood (Stay on topic, please.)
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