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Every guy out in Freeperland is now looking at their hands.
1 posted on 03/05/2005 5:48:54 AM PST by Pharmboy
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The Secret to Man's Aggression: in His Finger?

You bet.


2 posted on 03/05/2005 5:51:23 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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Junk survey. Junk science ====> Attack on males. Approved by the MSM and NOW.


3 posted on 03/05/2005 5:52:57 AM PST by Diogenesis (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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Are they talking about your middle and pinkie fingers.
5 posted on 03/05/2005 5:54:07 AM PST by Bostton1
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Just don't pull it, please.


6 posted on 03/05/2005 5:54:35 AM PST by shezza
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Jeez... and I was just starting to catch on to the size of the feet thing.


7 posted on 03/05/2005 5:55:31 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around.....)
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So if you 'hit back' or 'disagree' with friends, you're too agressive!


("if someone hits me, I hit back"),("I tell my friends when I disagree with them").



So, basically, the article is stating that men with shorter second fingers are pansies!





9 posted on 03/05/2005 5:56:04 AM PST by Bigh4u2
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What's that you say Allison?

You say if I give you the finger I'll get more testosterone?

Consider it done.

10 posted on 03/05/2005 5:56:24 AM PST by G.Mason ("If you are broken It is because you are brittle" ... K.Hepburn, The Lion In Winter)
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In a related study it was found that all scientists with second fingers larger than their thumbs could be bribed by grant money into reaching ridiculous conclusions on any subject. :-)
12 posted on 03/05/2005 5:57:46 AM PST by cgbg (Dead people voted for higher taxes.)
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How is the author numbering the fingers? I thought "the second finger" she was talking about was the middle one, until she started saying the fourth one is the ring finger. In which case, her "second finger" would ordinarily be called the index finger. In which case she considers the thumb a finger.

How tough would it be to describe her finger assignment before launching into the rest of the story?

/grumble


20 posted on 03/05/2005 6:05:24 AM PST by John Jorsett (email: mistersandiego yahoo.com (put the at sign in between those two))
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For years I have been saying I'm half Polish an half Italian, and that I get pissed off easy, but don't know why.

Now I find out it's my fingles?

I guess I'll have to can that joke. ;)

27 posted on 03/05/2005 6:11:37 AM PST by G.Mason ("If you are broken It is because you are brittle" ... K.Hepburn, The Lion In Winter)
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Well, you know what they say about guys with big hands and big feet.

(Big gloves and big shoes)


29 posted on 03/05/2005 6:12:54 AM PST by Buckeye Battle Cry (Life is too short to go through it clenched of sphincter and void of humor - it's okay to laugh.)
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Testosterone-crazed PING!!


34 posted on 03/05/2005 6:15:57 AM PST by Pharmboy ("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
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bump


37 posted on 03/05/2005 6:17:36 AM PST by Finalapproach29er (Open borders=National suicide)
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40 posted on 03/05/2005 6:20:18 AM PST by albee (A paranoid schizophrenic is somebody who just found out what is going on.)
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Every guy out in Freeperland is now looking at their hands.

HA!... which reminds me, "Where are my fingernail clippers?"

42 posted on 03/05/2005 6:20:44 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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But it's not finger length that causes aggression, study author Allison A. Bailey warned in an interview.

No Allison it's not finger length that causes aggression, it's finger balled into a fist.

43 posted on 03/05/2005 6:21:07 AM PST by hflynn
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The article does not state how much longer?

Does this apply to woman?

When I was young us girls us to do the Pinkie sign as a joke to how a man is lacking in size regarding that other important male part.


45 posted on 03/05/2005 6:21:42 AM PST by oceanperch (2005 is going to be an Awesome Year, which way that will go only God knows)
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Next, she will be applying for a government grant to study the number of hairs on top of the big toe and how that influences one's sinus condition.

[Aren't government grant programs wonderful?]


46 posted on 03/05/2005 6:21:48 AM PST by TomGuy (America: Best friend or worst enemy. Choose wisely.)
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Every Rat Congressperson is now drafting legislation to equalize the size of men's index and ring finger. Cigar cutters will be confiscated as a "valuable national resource" to do the job. :-(
49 posted on 03/05/2005 6:25:42 AM PST by cgbg (Dead people voted for higher taxes.)
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The Secret to Man's Aggression: in His Finger?


51 posted on 03/05/2005 6:31:12 AM PST by texasbluebell
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