Can only dream. To many lookers today.
Good time to go into business making measuring spoons. Good ones to start with would be a "smidgeon" and a "pinch."
Good day to use nautical terms in ordinary situations, and to refer to the different sides of your building as "port" and "starboard."
You'll feel a little tired and run down, today. Just a hunch, but that could explain those tire tracks on your shirt, as well...
You will spend the day attempting to rest, but whenever you fall asleep you'll return to the same nightmare of being transformed into a chihuahua, and will wake, screaming (in a very high-pitched, whiny, and annoying sort of way).
Today you will overhear people talking about you, and realize that you're an incredible bore who nobody likes. Go to the library and ask the librarian for advice.
Deny everything.
Time to throw down the gauntlet. Or, if you can't find a gauntlet, a ski mitten will do. Just make sure you throw it down. (That's one heck of a lot more fun than throwing it up.)
Another excellent day to whittle.
Ever had one of those times when you ask someone "What are the crunchy things in the oatmeal?" and they say "Crunchy things?" Soon, you will.
Someone will stop you today, to ask directions. Tell them to take the second star to the right, and go straight on till morning. (I personally never ask for directions, since I find it's always much more effective to find someone who looks like they know where they're going, and follow them. I also always tell people that my name is "Svlad." It's something to do.)
Leek soup day, today. Despite your recent tendency towards shoplifting vegetables, I highly recommend you buy a leek, not take one.
Good day to introduce a bit of randomness into your life. Try getting dressed in the dark, for example (it's what I do). |
As in "just looking" CUSTOMERS??
Tell 'em.!! Raise Cain with 'em.
Inform those durn wanna be customers
that they are denying you the pleasure
of walking around whacking a ball with a stick!!
That oughta motivate!!!