"Dave, I've been a reporter for a long time. Let me tell you, I've never heard anyone say that forgery is against the law. Happens every day. It's not illegal. And another thing, when I say something which is untrue, it doesn't mean I'm telling a lie. I figure most people know that, but if its news to people, well, I'm in the News biz."
Just for a second there...
when I say something which is untrue, it doesn't mean I'm telling a lie. It's a...creative altenative to the truth, NOT A LIE!
that's my story and I'm stickin with it.