To: KidGlock
A human has got only a prayer of a chance against an adult male chimp.
2 posted on
03/04/2005 6:01:26 AM PST by
Blood of Tyrants
(God is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
A prayer or a Smith and Wesson.
3 posted on
03/04/2005 6:03:32 AM PST by
FilthyHands
(He who conquers endures.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Scratch chimpanzees of the list of animals I might want someday.
5 posted on
03/04/2005 6:04:53 AM PST by
Sender
(Team Infidel USA)
To: Blood of Tyrants
A human has got only a prayer of a chance against an adult male chimp. Like they say, the adult male chimp attacked the male human, and castrated him. Then he proceeded to disassemble him... severed foot, nose and probably some broken bones too. Chimps are brutal beasts.
These two kind of remind me of that bear 'expert' that got eaten by bears.
20 posted on
03/04/2005 6:12:43 AM PST by
Bon mots
To: Blood of Tyrants
While in the USAF I saw a chimp eat up two vet techs and beat up several of us trying to subdue him. I wished I had a pistol that day.
88 posted on
03/04/2005 8:40:06 AM PST by
vetvetdoug
(Just when one thinks life is strange, it gets stranger.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
They have the strength of ten men and the worst temper of any creature on earth. Well, sometimes we are as bad.
120 posted on
03/04/2005 5:20:31 PM PST by
RightWhale
(Please correct if cosmic balance requires.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
She should have shown em her breasts.......thats all the monkeys really wanted.......
128 posted on
03/04/2005 10:24:30 PM PST by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: Blood of Tyrants
The other article says they have 5 times the upper body strength of a human and routinely kill much larger prey.
140 posted on
03/05/2005 3:54:35 AM PST by
BunnySlippers
(When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest! - Bullwinkle J. Moose)
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