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Seattle zoo tries to inseminate elephant
Kansas City Star ^ | AP Wire

Posted on 03/02/2005 7:44:21 PM PST by Blackirish

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I don't think I'd take this job on.
1 posted on 03/02/2005 7:44:22 PM PST by Blackirish
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To: farmfriend

LOL! Ping


2 posted on 03/02/2005 7:45:47 PM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Calpernia

Pictures please


3 posted on 03/02/2005 7:47:31 PM PST by al baby (Dick Trickle is not just a medical condition)
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To: Blackirish
Git er done. Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
4 posted on 03/02/2005 7:47:48 PM PST by cripplecreek (The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
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To: Blackirish

can't liberals ever leave anything alone?


5 posted on 03/02/2005 7:49:17 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (Look! Jimmy Carter! History's greatest monster!)
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To: al baby
Here you go...got the courtship and all!


6 posted on 03/02/2005 7:49:53 PM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Blackirish
She had to endure the stress of getting shipped off to a zoo in Missouri, where some of her fellow elephants showed her hostility.

I'm sure the local girls did not look kindly on a new girl on the block...

7 posted on 03/02/2005 7:50:18 PM PST by NCjim
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. . . and a donor in Los Angeles, a bull that works part-time in the film industry.

That Ron Jeremy is everywhere!

8 posted on 03/02/2005 7:53:39 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew
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To: NCjim

This elephant hazing must be stopped......Oh I thought you said initiate, never mind.


9 posted on 03/02/2005 7:55:31 PM PST by cripplecreek (The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
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To: Blackirish

Did they get Tom Green to help?


10 posted on 03/02/2005 7:56:10 PM PST by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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To: Blackirish

LOL! No way would I want that job. Just reading about the messy enema for the ultrasound has me gack-ck-king!


11 posted on 03/02/2005 7:56:21 PM PST by Theresawithanh (2005! My resolution: FReep even MORE this year!!!)
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To: Blackirish

Definitely a job for a really dedicated employee. I have been asked to do some humiliating things over the years but this takes a real devoted employee.


12 posted on 03/02/2005 7:57:39 PM PST by dog breath
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To: Blackirish

It could be worse.

You could be collecting the semen.


13 posted on 03/02/2005 8:00:58 PM PST by RichInOC (How do you get that stuff from a bull elephant? Very, very carefully.)
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To: RichInOC

you mean "pachysperm."


14 posted on 03/02/2005 8:13:05 PM PST by aroostook war
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To: aroostook war

what do you do with a elephant with 3 balls





walk him and pitch to the rhino


15 posted on 03/02/2005 8:14:30 PM PST by al baby (Dick Trickle is not just a medical condition)
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To: Blackirish
Reminds me of the British show Dr. Who?... with those Daleks screeching "inseminate!!....... inseminate!!"
16 posted on 03/02/2005 8:14:55 PM PST by GeronL (Condi will not be mistaken for a cleaning lady)
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To: Blackirish
WHAT! ..NO CANDY OR FLOWERS! ...THE NERVE! ..slam, blam, Thank you, Ma'am
17 posted on 03/02/2005 8:17:01 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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Collecting a gallon plus of male elephant stuff cannot be fun.

shudder.


18 posted on 03/02/2005 8:20:08 PM PST by Malsua
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Oh and I remember something from the 80s where they were collecting it from a male ape. After a couple months of it, he got really hostile if they didn't do it on a regular basis. For some reason when National Geographic pointed it out, It cracked up. Lol.


19 posted on 03/02/2005 8:24:12 PM PST by Malsua
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To: al baby

25 years ago when I first heard this, the giraffe was hitting after the elephant.

If I remember correctly, the bull balances himself very carefully behind the female. His body remains motionless while his organ moves on its own.


20 posted on 03/02/2005 8:24:24 PM PST by Tymesup
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