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Seattle zoo tries to inseminate elephant
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Posted on 03/02/2005 7:44:21 PM PST by Blackirish
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I don't think I'd take this job on.
To: farmfriend
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posted on
03/02/2005 7:45:47 PM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Calpernia
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posted on
03/02/2005 7:47:31 PM PST
by
al baby
(Dick Trickle is not just a medical condition)
To: Blackirish
Git er done.
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posted on
03/02/2005 7:47:48 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
To: Blackirish
can't liberals ever leave anything alone?
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posted on
03/02/2005 7:49:17 PM PST
by
InvisibleChurch
(Look! Jimmy Carter! History's greatest monster!)
To: al baby
Here you go...got the courtship and all!
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posted on
03/02/2005 7:49:53 PM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Blackirish
She had to endure the stress of getting shipped off to a zoo in Missouri, where some of her fellow elephants showed her hostility. I'm sure the local girls did not look kindly on a new girl on the block...
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posted on
03/02/2005 7:50:18 PM PST
by
NCjim
To: Blackirish
. . . and a donor in Los Angeles, a bull that works part-time in the film industry. That Ron Jeremy is everywhere!
To: NCjim
This elephant hazing must be stopped......Oh I thought you said initiate, never mind.
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posted on
03/02/2005 7:55:31 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The crippled stool is the cadillac of poopin stools.)
To: Blackirish
Did they get Tom Green to help?
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posted on
03/02/2005 7:56:10 PM PST
by
RightWingAtheist
(Creationism is not conservative!)
To: Blackirish
LOL! No way would I want that job. Just reading about the messy enema for the ultrasound has me gack-ck-king!
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posted on
03/02/2005 7:56:21 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(2005! My resolution: FReep even MORE this year!!!)
To: Blackirish
Definitely a job for a really dedicated employee. I have been asked to do some humiliating things over the years but this takes a real devoted employee.
To: Blackirish
It could be worse.
You could be collecting the semen.
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posted on
03/02/2005 8:00:58 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(How do you get that stuff from a bull elephant? Very, very carefully.)
To: RichInOC
To: aroostook war
what do you do with a elephant with 3 balls
walk him and pitch to the rhino
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posted on
03/02/2005 8:14:30 PM PST
by
al baby
(Dick Trickle is not just a medical condition)
To: Blackirish
Reminds me of the British show Dr. Who?... with those Daleks screeching "inseminate!!....... inseminate!!"
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posted on
03/02/2005 8:14:55 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Condi will not be mistaken for a cleaning lady)
To: Blackirish
WHAT! ..NO CANDY OR FLOWERS! ...THE NERVE! ..slam, blam, Thank you, Ma'am
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posted on
03/02/2005 8:17:01 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: Blackirish
Collecting a gallon plus of male elephant stuff cannot be fun.
shudder.
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posted on
03/02/2005 8:20:08 PM PST
by
Malsua
To: Malsua
Oh and I remember something from the 80s where they were collecting it from a male ape. After a couple months of it, he got really hostile if they didn't do it on a regular basis. For some reason when National Geographic pointed it out, It cracked up. Lol.
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posted on
03/02/2005 8:24:12 PM PST
by
Malsua
To: al baby
25 years ago when I first heard this, the giraffe was hitting after the elephant.
If I remember correctly, the bull balances himself very carefully behind the female. His body remains motionless while his organ moves on its own.
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posted on
03/02/2005 8:24:24 PM PST
by
Tymesup
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