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MEET LOB-ZILLA (22 LB Lobster)
New York Post ^ | March 2, 2005 | GERSH KUNTZMAN

Posted on 03/02/2005 2:11:10 AM PST by nickcarraway

He's a lobster, but he'd make a whale of a meal. But don't start melting butter or putting on your bib: the massive, 22- pound crustacean, plucked from the icy waters off Maine last week, is heading for a museum, not a dinner plate.

Yesterday, the owner of Wholey's fish market in Pittsburgh — where Bubba has been chillin' since Thursday — gave the leviathan lobster to the local zoo, which will send it to a Ripley's Believe It or Not aquarium.

Until yesterday's reprieve, store owner Bob Wholey was caught in the middle of a battle between People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which wanted the lobster freed, and a rival group, People for Eating Tasty Animals, which wanted the lobster fried. Bubba ranks as one of the most massive mollusks ever in captivity.

Typical lobsters are 1 1/2 pounds — and a diminutive denizen of the deep sharing his tank was only as big as Bubba's claw.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Maine; US: New York
KEYWORDS: dinner; lobsters; lobstrosity
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POT LUCKY: Bubba, whose life will be spared, dwarfs his tankmate at a Pittsburgh fish market. The lobster-palooza will live out his days at a museum.

1 posted on 03/02/2005 2:11:10 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Between 50 and 100 years old. Wow.

Disagree with PETA(ethical) and PETA(eating) - he'd be safest in a museum aquarium.


2 posted on 03/02/2005 2:36:58 AM PST by Crazieman (Islam. Religion of peace, and they'll kill you to prove it.)
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To: nickcarraway

What does a 22 pound lobster eat?

Anything he wants!


3 posted on 03/02/2005 3:19:11 AM PST by Vor Lady
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To: Grannyx4

Geeez and I was all set with 4 lbs of drawn butter!!!


4 posted on 03/02/2005 3:21:33 AM PST by ninonitti
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To: nickcarraway
When you're diving for bugs, they look like this

But size perception is distorted and they always look about 2x bigger then they are. I can just imagine the shock of a 22 pounder looking like a 44 pounder in 50 feet of water!

All I would think of is if it would fit in my bag or should I ride it home!! :-)

5 posted on 03/02/2005 3:27:43 AM PST by JoeSixPack1 (@100 mph, you have no friends.)
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To: ninonitti

Muummm yeah! And a chilled bottle of white wine and some crackers.


6 posted on 03/02/2005 4:11:28 AM PST by Vor Lady
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To: nickcarraway

Whoa.


7 posted on 03/02/2005 4:13:32 AM PST by mewzilla (Has CBS retracted the story yet?)
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To: nickcarraway

"Bubba ranks as one of the most massive mollusks ever in captivity."

These idiot writers need to learn taxonomy - it's not a mollusk, but a crustacean.

However, I would certainly eat that bad-boy.......

Mmmmmmm

Mmmmmmmmmm..

Lobstah......... Beeeeerrrrrrr. Butter........

Mmmmmmmmm.


8 posted on 03/02/2005 4:14:34 AM PST by roaddog727 (The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
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To: nickcarraway

Also, if I am not mistaken, the largest lobster ever captured weighed in at an amazing 44 pounds.

THat figure was tucked away in my brain-casing from years past and may be pure BS.


9 posted on 03/02/2005 4:18:21 AM PST by roaddog727 (The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
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To: roaddog727
From the article:
People for Eating Tasty Animals, which wanted the lobster fried.

I have a hunch this is another liberty taken by the idiot writer - I never heard of anyone frying a lobster (And I live in Maine).

10 posted on 03/02/2005 4:23:21 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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"I have a hunch this is another liberty taken by the idiot writer - I never heard of anyone frying a lobster (And I live in Maine)."

I expect your right.

The only way I've ever had lobster was either boiled, broiled, or steamed (with the corn, taters, clams and seaweed {and of-course beer}).


11 posted on 03/02/2005 4:27:12 AM PST by roaddog727 (The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
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To: nickcarraway

This lobster's a piker. There was one caught near Sag Harbor, Long Island, in the middle '70's that weighed in at 45+ poinds. I saw it. It was about the size of a german shepard.


12 posted on 03/02/2005 5:01:09 AM PST by Rudder
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To: nickcarraway

"Oh, my God! I know him!!!"

13 posted on 03/02/2005 5:34:52 AM PST by WestVirginiaRebel (Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.)
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To: nickcarraway

Why are these kinds of stories always accompanied by the smallest, crappiest photos with practically nothing for scale?


14 posted on 03/02/2005 5:36:44 AM PST by Sloth (I don't post a lot of the threads you read; I make a lot of the threads you read better.)
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To: Crazieman

Let the old man live out his life in the safety of an Aquarium.


15 posted on 03/02/2005 5:38:14 AM PST by rintense
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To: Grannyx4

I heard the larger ones were not as tasty


16 posted on 03/02/2005 5:40:30 AM PST by LittleMoe
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To: nickcarraway

One helluva sea roach.


17 posted on 03/02/2005 5:42:02 AM PST by toolbreaker
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To: martin_fierro; Petronski

Wholey's fish market in Pittsburgh ping


18 posted on 03/02/2005 5:42:22 AM PST by beyond the sea (Barbara Boxer is Barbra Streisand on peyote .....)
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To: Rudder; martin_fierro; Petronski
This lobster's a piker. There was one caught near Sag Harbor, Long Island, in the middle '70's that weighed in at 45+ poinds. I saw it. It was about the size of a german shepard.

Yes, but could he lead a blind man?

19 posted on 03/02/2005 5:45:20 AM PST by beyond the sea (Barbara Boxer is Barbra Streisand on peyote .....)
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To: Izzy Dunne

True, perhaps; but the freed/fried assonance would have been well-nigh irresistible.

In other news... NUM!

Dan


20 posted on 03/02/2005 5:46:16 AM PST by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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