"Bubba ranks as one of the most massive mollusks ever in captivity."
These idiot writers need to learn taxonomy - it's not a mollusk, but a crustacean.
However, I would certainly eat that bad-boy.......
Mmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmmmm..
Lobstah......... Beeeeerrrrrrr. Butter........
Mmmmmmmmm.
I have a hunch this is another liberty taken by the idiot writer - I never heard of anyone frying a lobster (And I live in Maine).