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Well, how 'bout Merle?!

"Fightin' Side of MUD!!"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Fightin' Side of Me")

I hear sheeple talkin' bad...
'Bout the FReedoms we enjoy here in this Country.
Ranting 'gainst the Noble Right...
And whinin' 'cuz prescriptions just ain't FRee!!
But I don't like Slick's Arkancides...
RATS're slanderin' Good things I believe in.
When Left undermines our soldiers, men,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me!!
Left's walkin' on the fightin' side of MUD!!
Tearin' down our way of life...
Those Righteous dreams we've fought and died to keep!!
If you don't love it, LEAVE IT!!
Left is Wrong...Right's winnin'...FReedom's dawnin'!!
If yer runnin' down my Country, RATS...
Yer walkin' on the fightin' side of MUD!!

I read about Dem Lib'ral guys...
Who claim there ain't no reason fer fightin'!!
Left thinks Tyranny's NOT Wrong...
And third-world folks should fergit 'bout bein' FRee!!
RATS love to take yer money...
To create a dependent way of living.
But Left's tearin' down OUR County, folks,
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of ME!!

Left's walkin' on the wimpy side of FRee...
Tearin' down our way of life...
RATS arrogance is really botherin' ME!!
If you don't like it, LEAVE IT!!
Let this song MUD's singin' be yer warning!!
If yer just a Fool Fer Tyranny,
Yer IGNORANCE I'm fightin' fer the FRee!!

Slick's walkin' on the fightin' side of MUD!!
RATS degrade our way of life...
They're STOOOOPID men whose jobs they whine to keep!!
So, if you love it, FReep IT!!
Left is Wrong...Right's winnin'...but I'll warn you...
If yer votin' fer John Kerry, man,
Yer spittin' in the face of our military!!

Mudboy Slim (5/15/04)