[Maynerd]

The state-run TV network hailed the president's speech as a "historical decision in the nation's 7,000-year-old march toward democracy".

Can't make that stuff up!

[Ichneumon]

[The state-run TV network hailed the president's speech as a "historical decision in the nation's 7,000-year-old march toward democracy".]

Can't make that stuff up!

I know, I was laughing out loud at that one. It sounds like a parody from "The Onion", but it's real.