Woman says she was pressured into baring her breasts to gorilla

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[stevem]

Iris Rivera

Her nick-name must be Rocky because she's as dumb as a box of rocks.

[Perdogg]

Could you imagine if the woman was Helen Thomas???

Talk about one angry ape.

[Mad Mammoth]

Why do I get the idea that Koko doesn't have a damn clue about any of this nonsense?

Methinks some sort of radical lesbian pick-up strategy was what was going on.

[sandbar]

Why am I picturing Irene Cara in Fame whimpering while lowering her shirt.

Jeez lady, you say "F You, I will not let some monkey look at my boobies!"

[Finalapproach29er]

LOL

Rush loves stories like this. He's mentioned Koko before.

[reagan_fanatic]

Could you imagine if the woman was Helen Thomas???

No one could be that cruel...

[hinckley buzzard]

LOL! Yeah, there's something weird going on with that Francine!

[Hodar]

No evidence, no crime.

These people have neither evidence, nor supporting witnesses to back up their assertions. Furthermore, they are each seeking financial gain from their accusations, thus I am a little bit skeptical as to the truth of their allegations.

Besides, how much would one expect to win in the 'court-lottery' for flashing a female gorilla? How much can I sue for for flashing a terrior? My dog may be traumatized, but if I can make some money ....

[Nick Danger]

This is as weird as the guy who was boinking cows.

[Billthedrill]

So...uh...there are gorilla signs for "I want to see your nipples?"

The mind boggles...

[quantim]

Civil service at work.  Betcha' there is a union, barf grant, or left-winged pension at work here.

[Paul Atreides]

Let me guess: she has never heard of the word "no."

[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

So...uh...there are gorilla signs for "I want to see your nipples?"

Note to self: Learn this seemingly irresistable sign language for "Show me your nipples."

[King Prout]

um. damn.

[Winston7000]

Francine must be a bit kinky. Has she tried cows in Wisconsin?

[King Prout]

did you have to remind us of that?

[mdittmar]

This just in!!;

In a later development,Koko was seen to sign,

"Ya seen two,ya seen em' all."

[Navy Patriot]

Maybe this will finish that foul ball talking gorilla foundation. It's just another insider get rich liberal begging ploy.

[Phsstpok]

No, this is not a put up. I've met Koko very briefly (and her father Bwana up at the SF zoo - he's a big SOB!) and she has a thing for nipples. I think it's the reaction she gets when she signs asking about them. She doesn't have a clue what's going on, but she likes it when she embarrasses people.

Robin Williams even has had a lengthy bit about it in his comedy routine.