HEEEEYAAAWWW! Dr. Dean Has Become the DNC’s New Head

The DNC competitors didn’t stand a chance against the lethal perky injections of former presidential campaigner Dr. Howard Dean. I liken the skills of Dr. Dean to be closely paralleled to the wily acts performed by the most popular girl in your hometown high school who won (by any means possible) the head cheerleading position for your schools cheer squad. Just like that driven spirited popular girl who always won “perkiest personality,” Dr. Dean’s abilities are louder, falser, perkier and the best at creating a bogus emotional frenzy of cataclysmic ecstasy.

Dr. Dean was the only choice the DNC could make and I'll be darned if it wasn't one of the best ones they’ve made in a long time. They’ve hired themselves a bonified bouncy bubbly little cheerleader who knows how to move a crowd to cheer for their team. Lest we forget too, he knows how to raise money...

Too many Republicans are feeling a bit cocky over the choosing of Dr. Dean to head up the DNC, feeling that this is what will topple the Democratic Party. But I think they’d better take a good look at the pom-poms before they decide Dr. Dean doesn’t stand a chance in a skimpy little cheer outfit to be the catalyst which will roll in potential hopefuls to regain control in ’06 and ’08 for the Democrats. Dr. Dean’s abilities lie within building pyramids of dollar bills and the knowledge that people soon become like sheep and once again will believe a cute flip of a cheer skirt (the DNC will continue to spread their lies, hatred and scare tactics). Dr. Dean will be the DNC’s master cheerleader at leading others towards furthering our nation’s moral/ethical splits, and chants of the evils the Republican Party has done to every citizen of the United States, except for the wealthy.

As a very rich nation, the citizens of the Unites States, forget quickly so many important things. Didn’t anyone notice how quickly those who lived outside NYC and the Washington DC area forgot about the day the Twin Towers were hit? How often is the subject broached around the water cooler at work these days? Even prior to 9/11 when the Towers (’93) were bombed- how quickly did most of us tuck that away?

There are many tragedies that have occurred within the last few years to us as a nation, Columbine and the Oklahoma Bombing just to name a couple. Now, I am not suggesting we dwell upon these horrid atrocities, but we as a nation are too quick in our dismissal of remembering why certain things took place. In other words, we are so abundantly blessed and we are so busy with our jobs, lives, and families that all too swiftly we don’t remember the value of the lessons over such tragedies. Since we are caught up in our own reality, we dismiss our history lessons, even though we desperately need to recall them so they will not be repeated. Why do we quickly delete from our conscience minds and file valuable lessons under- this is no longer a part of me I am fat, content now leave me alone drawer?

This is where Dr. Dean will be his strongest as he picks and chooses his cheerleading mates to begin their full out cheer squad attack across America. Dr. Dean knows the psyche of the American public, he knows it doesn’t take us long to forget and then bit by bit the deluge of fact mixed with fiction will be cart wheeled into the American people pom-pom shake by pom-pom shake.

Sure Dr. Dean is a big liberal, he is so far left that he leans further than the socialist Hillary Clinton, but no matter. Head cheer leader, Dr. Dean, isn’t going to be setting policy, he is just going to be creating frenzied fans for the DNC by lying and scaring the gullible American public into believing that all the Republicans have done for the last four years is make our land less safe, less culturally elite, less French, less willing to work well and play with others.

The Republicans who think the DNC just made a fatal mistake, you’d better think again. The Democrats may have several old drunken dinosaurs still roaming through their piles of manure fields, but they’ve definitely given birth to a new generation of savvy-cheerleaders. We better be waking up and thinking about our strategy to keep the truth in front of the American citizens or we shall see another Clinton (who is an incredible politician in her own right) running our government into a new socialist country. Either that or pray that the American people have really learned their lessons from our past and will not buy into the cheerleaders ability to scream HHEEYYAAAWWWW!

Oh yes, the DNC made a great choice in Dr. Dean. He would have made a lousy president, but when it comes to rallying support for the Democrat Party, they couldn’t have picked a better head cheerleader than Dr. HHEEEYYAAAWWW! Dean.

* When I originally wrote this piece, I purposefully said the Twin Towers were first hit in '89 to make a point...and it did. All the nasty liberal ranters called me the usual four letter words over the article, but not one noticed the date for the first terrorist attack was incorrect. It was a Conservative lady who after sharing her thoughts in an intelligent rational manner- pointed out that the first strike was '93 not '89. Just proves my point- obviously the liberals who like to rant just care about being pompous- they don't give a rats behind about the tragedies that have befallen us. Truly a reflection of their hollow rantings has been shown.- K L Marsala

This article by Kerry Marsala was selected as one of the top Quill Pen Ten from OpinionsEditorials.com - week of Feb. 15 to 21.

Kerry Marsala's website is very interesting, and includes ongoing discussions in a "user-friendly" format.

http://www.right2think.8m.com/

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Some of my cyber pal journalist friends and internet pundits have posited that this Dean vs. Hillary contest is all part of the overall Democrat strategy for regaining power in 2008. They feel that Dean was deliberately chosen to hold onto the far left fringe base, while Hillary, undergoing an intense (and very public) makeover, goes after the centrist "swing voters" in the middle.

What do you think?

Char

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